Okay I'm sorry:
Imagine you OTP in the car with Person A's mom and this happens:
Person B: *making a beat on the dash* Can you do a split on the dick—
Person A's Mom: SHIT! *points to A* HOW THE HELL YOU THINK THEY GOT HERE!?
Person A: EEEHHHHHHHH *horrified*

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OMG My OTP
HumorOnly I would make that cringy title. [First published on August 13, 2017]