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THEY WALK IN ON YOU MAKING OUT (LOSERS CLUB)

BILL
Richie: cheers you on. "BILLS FINALLY GETTING SOME ACTION"
Eddie: horrified. "You guys need jesus"
Stan: disgusted. "fucking stop"
Mike: casual about it. "Hey guys whats up"
Ben: hides his eyes and panics. "BITCH STOP"
BEV: pulls out a cross. "This is a HOLY PLACE"

RICHIE
Bill: Groans and covers his eyes. "Really? AGAIN?"
Eddie: Screm. "YOU'RE GOING TO GET AIDS!!1!1!1!1!"
Stan: annoyed. "Test me."
Mike: Horrified. "Its time to stop 👋"
Ben: runs out of the room. "Gotta blast"
Bev: amused. "Oo Richie and y/n are gettin it onnn"

EDDIE
Bill: thinks its cute at first. "Aw- WAIT IS THAT TONGUE I-I S-SEE?!"
Richie: shocked and grossed out. "what the actual fuck"
Stan: annoyed. "Stop sucking face you're going to get an STD"
Mike: Awkwardly laughs it off. "So uh how about that weather today"
Ben: surprised. "I didn't know you where into that jeSUS"
Bev: Happy for him. "AYEE MY MAN EDDIE'S GETTIN SOME PUSSYYYYY"

STAN
Bill: screm. "BITCH WHAT THE FUCK CLOSE THE F-FUCKING DOOR YOU F-F-FREAKS"
Richie: amused and sort of surprised. "I owe you five bucks Ed's, I never thought he'd get some action"
Eddie: disappointed but not surprised. "Can you fucking stop this is gross"
Mike: sigh// "guys plEASE"
Ben: awkward. "So im gonna gooo..
Bev: teases you about it. "STANLEY AND Y/N SITTIN IN A TREE!"

MIKE
Bill: wtf. "Uh ok then"
Richie: "sweet free porn"
Eddie: "IN MY GOOD CHRISTIAN HOUSE?!"
Stan: disappointed. "I've never wanted to die as much as I do now"
Ben: innocent. "oh sweet jesus hell"
Bev: casual about it. "Can we get going now? Or do I need to go get some condoms?"

BEN
Bill: surprised. "WHAT THE FUCK IS THIS?!?"
Richie: impressed. "DAMN BEN GOOD JOB DUDE"
Eddie: internal screaming
Stan: "im outta here"
Mike: "what is happening"
Bev: also impressed. "I didn't think you had it in you!"

BEV
Bill: "oh my go d I don't need this"
Richie:"comeon fags we got a clown to kill"
Eddie: "this is a place of goD"
Stan: disappointed. "I shouldn't be surprised"
Mike: thinks its sweet but also disgusted. "I'm really happy for you guys but could you maybe stop to breathe for a second?"
Ben: "oh shit I gotta nyoom"