MODERN DATING (LOSERS CLUB)

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BILL
-Goodmorning and goodnight texts
-your contact name is "Angel"
-would be prom king and queen tbh
-cutest couple e v e r
-sneaking into your room late at night to cuddle
-takes you to amusement parks all the time
-tries to win stuff for you (and cant) so he just bribes to guy to give him the prize
-likes to play his 3DS with you
-dresses in tumblr aesthetic ™
-so fuckin pure
-shares his sweaters
-rides the bus home with you and always puts his arm around you
-holds your bags like the gentleman he is
-pierced one of his ears (not the gay one tho😤)
-saves up to buy a really nice car
-gives you rides all the time

RICHIE
-You guys still listen to records together
-still wears those dorky Hawaiian shirts smh
-spams you
-tags you in way to many memes
-has a meme page with over 1K followers
-your contact name is "hot stuff💦"
-listens to trap music and pretends he's hardcore
-his twitter is basically spamming about how much he fucking loves you
-would pierce his tongue
-buys the most inappropriate gifts for you
-shops at Spencers regularly
-his idea of a romantic date is mcdonalds
-kind of a stoner
-sometimes he'll just pick you up at 3AM and you guys go smoke pot in his car
-gets contacts (but you like it better when he wears glasses so he does when your alone)
-has his ears pierced a few times
-used to vine but vine died (he was devastated)
-uses outdated meme references that piss everyone off

EDDIE
-his instagram is just full of aesthetic pictures of you and him
-dresses aesthetic but not as aesthetic as Bill
-calls you once a day
-your contact name is "y/n 💕"
-finally cuts his fucking hair so it looks good
-you drag him to partys sometimes, he's so awkward about it
-favorite place to go on a date is the park (so cliche I know)
-you guys lay down in the grass and listen to music while you rest your head on his chest
-he loves the 1975 and has all their albums saved on his phone
-no piercings although Richie keeps telling him to do his bellybutton
-a literal child, comes over to your house to watch cartoons with you
-passes you notes in class (or just texts you)
-you play pool on your phone and always beat him
-but when it comes to irl pool he ALWAYS wins
-used to make vines with Richie
-lowkey sad vine died
-wore a fanny pack until 10th grade

STAN
-Dresses in kind of a hot/nerdy way if that makes sense
-has a stick and poke of your name on his wrist
-facetimes you daily
-your contact name is "ugly💕"
-still uses a Polaroid
-his instagram is just birds
-"fucking hates memes" but follows Richies page and likes everything
-the type of guy who will rarely ever dab but when he does the room goes fuckin WILD
-has a wattpad and writes edgy poems
-has over 5K followers
-Bev pierced his nose once and he hated it
-likes going to Olive Garden
-doesn't understand how emojis work
-his twitter is just aesthetic edits
-spends way to much money on button ups
-works at Panera

MIKE
-has a septum ring
-in a bunch of school clubs
-loved by everyone
-farm boy aesthetic
-goodmorning/goodnight/how are you? Texts and calls
-your contact name is "My love"
-works part time at a animal shelter
-enjoys lo-fi and alternative music
-goes to cochella and takes you
-likes going to the planetarium
-loves Chinese food
-his instagram is full of pictures of dogs and you
-always comments the cutest things on your selfies
-does livestreams with you sometimes

BEN
-works at barnes and noble
-starbucks enthusiast
-tons of coffee shop dates
-your contact name is "princess💘"
-if you take him to the mall with you he'll buy you anything and everything you want
-voted "cutest couple" in school
-instagram is aesthetic as fuck
-also has a wattpad and writes short romance storys
-has a fucking fanbase
-wears cute glasses
-fluffy ass sweaters
-hand holding all the time, lots of PDA
-enjoys taking you to Dennys at like 2AM

BEVERLY
-watching retro movies together
-butch lesbian aesthetic
-likes dying her hair cool colors
-lots of cartallidge piercings and small gauges
-septum ring
-lots of stick and pokes
-pride stickers all over her phone case
-instagram is cute selfies of you and her
-snapbacks and overalls
-vapes unironically
-Richies drug dealer, high key stoner
-loves to go out to the park with you and get high
-shops at urban outfitters and hottopic, the strangest fashion sense but she makes it look good
-shops at sephora, lets you borrow her makeup (and ends up buying a bunch for you)
-takes you to concerts all the time
-always gets VIP passes and great seats
-any time a new horror movie comes out you go to see it with her
-has over 1M followers on twitter
-popular vlogger

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