Miss Queen Bitch

┎6┛High-School Drama

DRAMA.

Whether that drama is in school, Wattpad, or your house-- it's pure torture.

There are many types of drama.

Boy drama, best friend drama, teacher drama, bitch drama, etc.

THEY'RE ALL FUCKING HELL.

And being in a uni-sex squad, you will get a ton of it.

Like, a fucking ton. Weigh the fucking drama, you get two thousand pounds.

ESPECIALLY IN HIGH SCHOOL, DEAR GOD

*prays to satan*

LET'S LIST A FEW THINGS THAT ARE STUPID AS FUCK...

1. Fighting

I have a question. Do you care about your popularity SOOOO much that you absolutely must beat up somebody 'cause they made you mad? Fucking chill your ass. No need to get your ass suspended just for something they did... YOUR EDUCATION IS MORE IMPORTANT THAN GETTING REVENGE, DUMBASS. OVER-DRAMATIC FUCKING BITCHES I SWEAR TO GOD (well I'm one of these bitches bUT THAT'S NOT THE POINT I DON'T FIGHT IRL OKAY)

2. Slut-Shaming

This irks me most of all! Sure, they have some sex or they dress a little... skimpy-ily? (That's not a real word, I know. Fight me.) But that doesn't mean they're sluts. Okay, maybe, they're sluts but you don't know the entire story. Maybe they do it to get rid of the pain. Maybe they do it because they feel peer-pressured. Maybe they do it to feel like they are worth something. Maybe they're addicted and can't stop.

YOU. DON'T. KNOW. THE. WHOLE. FUCKING. STORY!

You can't suddenly assume they have no worth to you or the world, honey. They're special in their own way and those 'sluts' are actually pretty nice and make plenty good friends.

Trust me, don't judge these sluts, please. Every person I've met judged me before I got to show them my true self and it took the longest time for them to gave me that chance and if anything, I would want others to never have what I had. It's fucking hell. HELL.

And just because many boys have one-night-stands doesn't make him an asshole. Seriously, girls, unless he broke your fucking heart and he had no reason to, he ain't an asshole. Chill da fuck out!

You have no fucking right to determine their worth just because they dress or act a certain way.

Jusssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssstttttttttttttttttt stop.

Otherwise, I have no choice but to wreck your soul in a gentle manner :')

3. YOUR BEST FRIEND VS. YOUR CRUSH/BOYFRIEND

If your best friend is seriously sacrificing the friendship you two have over a stupid boy, that best friend is dumb as fuck, 'cause you're amazing as fuck.

Here are the two rules I have if one of them want me to choose over another:

1. If the boyfriend/crush asks me to choose between my best friend and him, the boyfriend/crush always goes.

2. If the best friend asks me to choose between my best friend and him, the best friend always goes.

Simple as that. AND PEOPLE DON'T UNDERSTAND WHY AND I'M LIKE

IF THEY'RE YOUR TRUE BOYFRIEND/BEST FRIEND, THEY WILL LET THEMSELVES BE THE SECOND PRIORITY IN YOUR LIFE JUST SO YOU CAN BE HAPPY.  besides, guys are temporary in a girl's life, so stop fighting over these bitches lol

and if two best friends are fighting over one guy, get over your selves! is one guy really more worth it than your relationship?!? NO. Well, if it is, bye-bye friendship 'cause that's one weak friendship. Any person in a strong friendship would KNOW that something extremely strong would have to break y'all apart, not some dumb guy who probably will get you pregnant in the end.

3. Best Friends' Arguments

90% of one pair of best friends' huge arguments will be petty. EXTREMELY FUCKING PETTY. PEOPLE. MAKE. MISTAKES. OKAY? Your best friend will never be fucking perfect. Just give yourself some space, and forgive them. Within time, wounds will weal, and things will be back to normal. You don't have to end friendships over petty arguments.

So, you can go suck my ass now.

I'm going to end this rant here. One, I want to write for my other novel and two, I'M HANGRYyyyyyyy.

Anyhow, the moral of life is: DON'T BE A PETTY ASSHOLE OK BYE KINKY PICKLESSSSS xx