Miss Queen Bitch

┎1┛Messaging on Bitchpad

Yes, bitchpad means wattpad.

Something that makes me SUPER DUPER DUPER FUCKING MAD is when they don't reply for like two days and yet they're doing other shit like replying to comments, going on the forums, etc., and i'm like WAY TO LEAVE ME HANGING YOU FUCKING HOE?!? FUCK YOU, TOO.

If you don't like me, don't fucking hide it.

Don't try to ignore me.

JUST TELL ME,

STRAIGHT TO MY FUCKING FACE,

THAT YOU DON'T FUCKING LIKE ME.

OTHERWISE, REPLY TO MY FUCKING MESSAGES.

At least tell me you can't talk to me right now! Jesus Christ. I hate people like this.

Honestly, go suck on a big, thick-ass green (Yes, green. Fight me.) dick and choke on it and die. I'll make sure to write "you're a bag of dicks" on your grave. Don't fucking test me, folks.

If you do this to me...

I will find you.

And I will kill you.

Not only will I kill you, before your death, I will torture you with vibrators, shove floppy dicks between your toes, make you wear outfits like the ones below for the rest of your life, and I will make you have a sex with Albert Einstein. Yes, the DEAD Albert Einstein. I would go on, but I wouldn't want this book to be rated mature ;)

By the way, there is nothing wrong with sucking and swallowing some big, thick-ass green dick. Or even blue dick. Just don't choke on the dick and die. We don't want that. Or do we...?

Anyway, the main idea of this story is to let Gabby be a selfish bitch and message her back before commenting otherwise I become a bitch-monster lmaoo

(If you didn't know before, my name is Gabby. My nickname is Miss Bitch, though.)

I need to stop. Nobody calls me that except for me... God, I'm so cringy and twelvie-ish. (Only Jarrod and Zee will get this.)

I'm going to stop before I lose another follower.

Cya, losers!

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