Miss Queen Bitch

┎3┛ Try-Hard Parents

Welcome back, bitchpeeps! (Hehe, another term I'll enjoy using.)

I'm pretty sure almost every teenager can relate to this rant. Even if you are a little younger or older, perhaps like the ages eleven or nineteen, I bet you can still relate.

You are probably wondering right now, "what is this rant about, Gabby?" And I'm going to tell you.

(Nobody is guessing that, the title is obvious. Stop being a stupid whore, Gabby.)

Parents that try way too hard to be cool.

This is also known as, old-fashioned parents who say things like "cray-cray" or "bruh." You are dead if one of your parents say "bruh" in public. I'm serious.

Just do us a favor, parents, and act your age.

PLEASE. I'M BEGGING YOU.

If my parents take me somewhere in public wearing their mismatching Superman/Football pajamas one more time, I will explode and shove a cucumber up Satan's poochie.

"Mother, you should've dropped me in a trash can when I was born, where I belong.

Sincerely,

Miss Queen Bitch, a.k.a your trash can of a daughter" That's the letter I want to send to my mother someday. Perhaps, when I'm in the trashcan you'll actually think and not try to embarrass your next child. Okay? Didn't you hate your mother constantly embarrassing you?!? I know you did. YOU RANTED ABOUT IT. Mother like daughter... Don't you dare lie, Mother-

Excuse me while I talk to my mother in my mind. Yup, I'm officially mentally ill. (You're right, Alex. I was always and still am mental. But so are you. So it's okay!)

(I'm weird. Judge me and you shall die a painful death.)

I'm honestly so exhausted and I need sleep like, now. So if this rant is of poor quality, that is why and I am terribly sorry. I might redo or rewrite this in a couple days if a few people complain it or I feel like it is needed.

Anywhores, what parents don't understand is that YOU WILL LOOK MUCH COOLER if you be yourself and don't try to be like the "hip teenagers" and this is honestly so true. I've always thought my parents were cooler when they weren't trying to be "hip and cool."

AND IS IT JUST ME

OR WHEN YOU'RE HANGING WITH FRIENDS AT YOUR HOUSE

OR YOU GO TO A FAMILY GATHERING

YOUR PARENTS COMPLETELY CHANGE?!?

AND TRY AND MAKE YOU LOOK BAD?!?!? Ugh. This pisses me off SOOOO much! Basically, they make themselves look like they deserve the best parent of the year award and you look like Donald Trump or the worst child of the year award or something like that.

THIS AIN'T MAKING YOU ANY MORE COOLER, BRUHH

(Yes, parents, I used "bruh" when you aren't allowed to say it without someone beating you up. You jelly?)

Some of the things I hate that parents say fairly often:

"This generation nowadays! My generation was, like, so much better."

One, you had sex and drugs and that good crap in your day as well. Don't pretend yours is sooo much better.

Two, our technology is getting better within age. Look at the video above. The car doesn't even have airbags! And unlike the modern Chevy, the old-fashioned Chevy basically IS DESTROYED and the impact is not on the car, but the test dummy. And this accident is only at 45 mph! Imagine if you crashed with this car going 80 mph! YIKES. And for the "16-year-olds are getting pregnant EVERYWHERE" excuse that's because you can't parent, honey. Besides, the technogly with condoms and birth control is also getting better, and so is family planning. I could go on and on, forever, about this.

"The new generation's music is trash! My taste of music is so MUCH better!"

Shut the fuck up! You have your taste, we have our tastes! Stop judging us! JESUS.

"All of their music sounds exactly the same!"

So does yours. AGAIN, SHUT UP!

(Is it just me or is Michael Jackson like SOOOOO gay?!?)

I'M GOING TO GO BECAUSE I NEED TO FUCKING POOP

AND I'M STILL TIRED

SO BAIIIIIIIIIIIII, I HOPE YOU GOT SOME GOOD S3X TODAY!

(I'll edit this later and add more. So watch for updates.)

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