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🐧Phone calls 1/2 🐧

Finn:

"Hey baby."

"Hey Finny, what's up? It's 2 am."

"I can't sleep."

"And why's that?"

"I dunno babe, I miss you and I've been working nonstop for weeks and ugh."

"Aw Finn, I'm always here- as you can see considering the time."

"Did I wake you?"

"Ah, well no."

Truth be told he did wake you.

"I'm sorry Y/N I just wanted to hear your voice."

"Finn, that's creepy and it's fine I love you."

"I love you too. Now tell me about your day."

"Eh, well I went school, Mrs Greg was mad at Luke as always. Um, came home did my homework, went to bed."

"What really happened?"

"Even when you aren't here you know I'm lying."

"You're a terrible liar."

"Thanks babe."

"Stop stalling you rabbit."

"Fine, okay so I skipped school and slept in till twelve, dad got mad and made me do the shopping as punishment. Um, my Instagram is blowing up because of you and it's annoying hence the reason it's on private now. About an hour ago I fell asleep and now I'm on the phone to you."

You had a packed day.

"Shit."

"Yeah, but tell me about your day."

"I woke up early, texted you, you responded and I was really happy up until about ten when I texted you again and you didn't respond. #sadface. Then you texted me about twelve and I was filming so I couldn't respond. Wyatt and I went live and jack was being a dick. Um, everyone is sleeping except me now."

"Babe, you need to sleep you have to film tomorrow and no one likes a cranky four eyed butt on set."

"Stay on the phone with me until I fall asleep?"

"Your wish is my command."

"I love you."

"Yeah yeah, I love you too."

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Jack:

"Jack stop calling me!"

"Well if you texted me back I wouldn't call."

"You called me a stupid, fat, pig!"

"No I did not."

"I have the text to prove it!"

"Stop yelling and send me a screenshot, babe I promise I didn't send you anything like that. I've been on set all day."

*screenshots text*

"Oh my god! Babygirl I'm so sorry! Whoever the hell sent this text is going to fucking die."

"Jack stop blaming other people."

*you hang up*
-half an hour later-
*jack calls again*

"What do you want?"

"It was Nic!" Jack leans away from the speaker and shouts, "Tell her!"

"Look Y/N I sent you that text to prank Jack but clearly I just started shit. I'm sorry mate I really am, I was just fuckin' aroun' and havin' a laugh with the buds." Nic sighs into the phone.

"See I told you it wasn't me, babe please, please forgive me. I love you."

You don't respond.

"Ooohhh Jack said the L word!" Someone shouts in the background.

"Shut up Wyatt, no one likes you!"

"Jack! Apologize!"

"Babe!"

"Now."

"I'm sorry Wyatt."

"Jack I'm sorry I thought you sent me that text, I love you but you really need to change your password."

"I know, and I will, I'll do it right now and text you it."

"Jack I trust you, I don't want your password."

"I'm still sending it."

"Okay Jack."

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Bill:

"Heyo!"

"Hello there my sexy girlfriend."

"You're too kind, really."

"The kindest."

"Babe! I forgot to tell you something!"

"Why are you shouting!?"

"Sorry."

"You're blushing."

"How'd you-"

"You're too cute."

"Shut up you clown."

"What'd you need to tell me baby?"

"I'm pregnant!"

"..."

"Billy we're gonna have a baby! Are you excited!?"

"..."

"Bill?"

"Mhm?"

"What's wrong?"

"I-i-i I need to go-"

*hangs up*

You instantly feel guilty for pranking him and call him back.

"BILLY I WAS KIDDING! I LOVE YOU AND I'M NOT READY TO HAVE BEAUTIFUL BABIES WITH YOU YET. BILLY PLEASE FORGIVE ME I FEEL REALLY BAD NOW THAT I'VE PRANKED YOU. THIS ISN'T A PRANKING MATTER AND I'M REALLY SORRY. I LOVE YOUUUUUU!"

"Oh thank god. I thought I was going to be a dad."

"I love you Bill."

"I know you do sweety."

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(I'll do this one as a mystery one and see if you can guess who it is).

"OH MY GAWD!"

"JUST DIE!"

"FIGHT ME! FIGHT ME!"

"Babe calm down! Its only a game."

"No Y/N it isn't just a game, it's pokemon."

"You're such a sour loser."

"And you are just a loser."

"I would say I'm your loser but I'm realising I might not be very soon."

"Are you trying to break up with me?"

"No I meant I was going to dump you if you don't come cuddle with me instead of playing Pokémon."

"But- but- but-"

"I have plenty of kisses I need to get rid of."

"I'm on my way babe."

"We can play pokemon here too."

"I'm ON MY FREAKING WAY BABY GIRL!"

*hangs up*

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