𝕫𝕠𝕕𝕚𝕒𝕔 𝕤𝕚𝕘𝕟𝕤.

What the Zodiac Signs are Doing on Halloween

Aries: Feasting on the blood of the innocent.

Taurus: Eating all the Halloween candy they were supposed to give to the trick or treaters

Gemini: Bein' a hoe.

Cancer: Some weird shit.

Leo: Turning up at their own Halloween party

Virgo: Bein' a spooky hoe.

Libra: Probably at church or some boring shit like that.

Scorpio: Turning up w/ Leo.

Sagittarius: Stealing candy from the neighborhood kids.

Capricorn: Is too old to trick or treat but free candy is free candy so yolo.

Aquarius: Pretending not to be home and giving no fucks about this stupid ass holiday.

Pisces: Doing weird shit with Cancer probably summoned a demon without realizing it but who cares its Halloween fucker.