How the signs study for exams

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Aries:Gets books out to study, arranges coloured pens neatly, tilts pretty lamp for perfect lighting, gets out the macbook and highlighters... spends 3 hours setting up the shot, adding filters, then instagrams it to make them feel like they've done work.

Taurus:Maintains the perfect 3 minutes of work : 3 hours of sleep ratio (somehow still passes).

Gemini:Keenly studying... the contents of every Netflix show.

Cancer:Putting on music to help them study, then getting triggered by the music and spends the next 4 hours reading through old conversations with their ex.

Leo:Does other productive shit to make them feel less guilty like run, clean the house, learn 5 languages... anything to avoid actually studying for what they need to be studying for.

Virgo:Scrolling through their dream life on Pinterest which requires $$$ to achieve which requires good grades.

Libra:*Writes date and title* *makes themselves a candlelit bath* TREAT YO S E L F, LOVE UR SELF, DRINK WATER, TAKE BREAKS, UWU !!

Scorpio:...I can always be a stripper.

Sagittarius:Making travel plans for after their exams finish.

Capricorn:Actually studying.

Aquarius:Deconstructing the educational system, convincing themselves exams do not measure our true intelligence and in turn are meaningless.

Pisces:1 hour of work for every 10 hours of crying/complaining/moaning/worrying/procrastinating (about) it.  

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