𝕫𝕠𝕕𝕚𝕒𝕔 𝕤𝕚𝕘𝕟𝕤.

The Signs as Cole Sprouse Tweets

Aries - *Sneezes violently all over keyboard*- "Ah yes, now anyone looking at my browser history will get sick x2."

Taurus - You thought this puberty was good, wait until you see me after my ~second puberty~

Gemini - I'm so glad that my transition from college student to meme has been only kinda painful.

Cancer - No mutual follow gets me quite as excited as a cat account.

Leo - There's no revenge like success

Virgo - If you have sex in an Applebees, are you learning about the applebirds and the bees?

Libra - conquer your crippling loneliness by holding your own hand as you walk :)

Scorpio - Ran about 10 miles away from my feelings today.

Sagittarius - Be the vape dad everyone knows you can be

Capricorn - You're giving yourself a lot of professional titles in your instagram bio for someone who just reposts dank memes.

Aquarius - I put the weeb in dweeb

Pisces - *spends more time in the room trying to impress the dog than the humans*