The Stupidest Thing I've Ever Written

Finally

 AN: And we arrive at the finale. 

Thankfully it wasn't deep enough so the pressure killed us, but it was certainly a long way down. Or at least it seemed like it. I have a horrible conception of time of time and a system of measurement hadn't been invented yet. But as we were in the ocean that will be Europe we couldn't really fall to our deaths, even though the author might've wanted to end us early.

Once we landed softly on the seafloor we looked around for for any immediate threats- namely the "albino beast" Prince Dorado had mentioned. Once we were sure it was safe for the moment I turned to Sidon and said bashfully, even though I knew it would only boost his enormous ego, "Thanks for... you know... saving us back there. That was not something I thought you were capable of doing." Even though I had tried to be nice to the sea scum he smirked and boasted, "Well it's the least that could be expected from a magnificent belemnite such as mysel-"

He was cut off by a sudden cloud of dust flying up from the sea floor. A threatening growl sounded from behind the screen of dust.

Swimming towards us was a gigantic albino plesiosaur. Serrated paddle like flippers pushed it forward quickly, cutting through the water like a knife. It's teeth jutted out of its mouth like spikes. Its scaly skin was pearly white and pure, it had very little dirt and grime coating it though the monster was covered in scars. The plesiosaurs eyes were a cloudy white, soulless and staring.

It glided above our heads through the water and smashed into the stone wall behind us, miraculously uninjured, even from the rocks tumbling down on top of it. It was in this moment I realized two things, 1, this creature, this monster, this albino beast was blind, and 2 I had a plan.

I quickly swam over to the other wall in the enormous cavern and hoped Sidon would catch on. The creature played into my plan beautifully and swam rapidly into the area above me sending rocks tumbling.

As I continued to do this I found it harder to believe this blind creature was depleting our food supply, but I didn't doubt it could force the ichthyosaurs to hunt for it or sense easier to catch prey. Sidon eventually caught on and helped me destabilize the cavern. We caused the blind monster to run into the edge of the Northern Cavern and the whole place shook. I drew a final breath as rocks rained from above burying us alive. Sidon and I were the heroes of our people.