ok ok ok I'm in a mood rn and I'm craving dadvid so b a d fuck
This was gonna be a danvid thing but I decided to write that separate
hope you enjoy this you grain of salt.David:
• ok lemme just say he would be the best dad
• he would also be a little overprotective
• he's there for you no matter what
• seriously you could be 70,000,000 miles away and he would be there in 0.1 seconds if you had a bad day
• he loves the shit out of you and does anything to prove that
• him taking you to the park all the time to try to get you to love nature as much as he does
• him telling you the crazy stuff the campers got into as bedtime stories
• you being the mini-co-counsler at Camp Campbell
• him overreacting if you hurt yourself
• "ARE YOU OK??? DO YOU NEED TO GO TO THE HOSPITAL WHATDOIDOWHEREISGWEN"
•"I'm ok Dad what the fuck"
• "L A N G U A G E"
• you curse around him all the time because you think his reaction is hilarious
• him not knowing how to punish you for it because he can't bring himself to ground you
• he always tucks you in at night no matter what
• even if you can put yourself to bed he needs to at least give you a good night kiss on the cheek
• he never wants you to grow up so you two can always be together
Daniel:
• CULTIST FATHER MODE ACTIVATE
• he doesn't know how to properly take care of you at first due to his,,,previous experiences with children
• "what the hell do I feed it help me Xeemuug"
• he probably buys a parenting book or some shit
• "children are disgusting"
• it got easier to take care of you when you got a little bit older
• he spoils the fuck out of you lemme tell ya
• "Daddy, can I have this?" "Sure, why not."
• he's actually a pretty cool dad