David:
- hA
- diD YoU rEAllY ThiNK this pReCiOus™ BoI woULD iNVade hIs lOvelY gIrlfrIEndS PriVaCY??? tHiNK AGAIN TH🅾T
- NEVER JUDGE A BOOK BY ITS COVER 😤🚫
- drinks his,,,,RESPECT WOMEN JUICE™
- politely returns it to the LoVE Of hiS DaRN L I F E like a true gentleman
- boyfriend goals 😩👌💯🙌Daniel:
- casually scrolls through your texts to other guys
- silent as a mouse
- he's actually insecure and thinks you'll find someone else
- wakehimup.exe
- *jealousy silently intensifies*
- interrogates every one of the guys to see if he has to sacrifice them
- "so how do you feel about y/n?"
- accidentally gets triggeredMax:
- takes a bunch of selfies
- changes your wallpaper to a picture of him
- changes all your contact names
- saves his as "Daddy 😩 💦"
- saves a bunch of memes
- looks through your messages
- saltily texts your guy friends
- the sHADENeil:
- gives it back
- the thought doesn't even cross his mind
- r e s p e c t 👏Nikki:
- looks through all your pictures before giving it backGwen:
- looks at all your messages in aproxomatly one minute
- once she knows you're A Good Wife she gives it back
- sneaky™Jen:
- takes millions of selfies
- changes your lockscreen and wallpaper to pictures of her
- tries every single snapchat filter
- you catch her doing it
- whoopsies