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The Virgin Games [Jamilton][COMPLETE]

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Hamilton au where its the goal in high school to lose your virginity before graduation. The one rule, you can't do more than one person. How did Alexander Hamilton and Thomas Jefferson end up as the last virgins in school? How do they lose their vir...

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Day 6

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by ccthemoth

by ccthemoth

Dear Diary,
Day 6,

I got a new update. Apparently, Burr did Madison because he broke up with Angelica. Eliza did Maria. The Georges did it. That leaves Angelica, Jefferson, and Me that I'm aware are still virgins.

According to the student council, there are 28 virgins left. Never mind, I just got an update. 14 virgins left.

Shit, this is all happening to fast. I don't know who I'm going to do. Fuck, I need to think. Angelica? No... I'm too gay for her. Did I really just write that? Whatever. I suppose I could do Jefferson, but he hates me.

Does it count if I masturbate? What the fuck am I thinking?!

I don't have time for this! I have an essay due in a month to work on!

~A. Ham

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Thomas was starting to worry. There was only 14 virgins left and he was one. *PING* His phone went off. "Ah shit," he mumbled.

"Okay everyone! 6 virgins left! Keep it up!"

How?! Perhaps his crush was still a virgin. He pulled out his phone, and texted a number he never thought would come in handy.

MagentaFuc: Are you still a virgin?

A. Ham: Well, I have nothing to lose. Yeah.

Just then his phone went off again.

"Ladies and Gentle men, we have two virgins left! Will they do it?"

Alexander sent another text.

A. Ham: I'm not going to fuck you.

MagentaFuc: We have to!

A. Ham: Nope. Not going to happen.

MagentaFuc: Please!

A. Ham: ...

MagentaFuc: Do you want to be known as the school virgin? I don't.

A. Ham: How did you even get my number?

MagentaFuc: Don't ask. Anyway, please! I'm horny right now!

A. Ham: I don't give a fuck.

MagentaFuc: *bites lip*

A. Ham: Stop

MagentaFuc: *gets boner*

A. Ham: STFU

MagentaFuc: *whimpers* Please...

A. Ham: Oml stop! I'll do you if you stop!

MagentaFuc: Okay, I'll stop.

A. Ham: Good, but not now. Later. I'm busy right now.

MagentaFuc: Yay!

A. Ham: Oh stop.

Thomas sighed in relief. He might live this one.

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Okay, I know that was short, but whatever.

358 words

~T. Jeffs