"We almost died." Josh stated blankly. "We almost died!" Brendon started giggling. "We almost DIED!" Josh joined in on his laughter. "WE ALMOST DIED, MAN!" They were full on cackling now, snorting every few seconds. "High five bro! WE ALMOST JUST FUCKING DIIIEEED!"
"Are you guys kidding me? Why are you laughing? I don't think you understand the situation..." Melanie scoffed in disbelief. "We were just chased around by a psycho with a fucking chainsaw! Brendon is missing a foot and it will probably get infected and he'll die or something. And Ashley and Ryan are probably dead already. And there's a dead body in the basement, and Tyler and I-" "Wait there's a dead body in the basement?" Brendon and Josh suddenly stopped laughing. Tyler, Melanie, and Josh exchanged glances. "Uh, well... Tyler and Josh found it and we haven't gone down there since. It had no limbs and its eyes were sewn shut." Tyler gagged impulsively. There was a pause.
"NO FUCKING WAY THATS SO EDGY I WISH I WOULDVE BEEN THERE!" Brendon exclaimed as he grasped onto Josh's shoulders and shook them.
"What the hell is wrong with you! Do I need to repeat myself? A DEAD fucking BODY! A cadaver. A corpse. A lifeless human fucking BEING! A GIRL AROUND OUR AGE, TORTURED AND KILLED! FUCKING MURDERED! Is this funny to you, Brendon? Maybe you should join her, if you think this is such a joke. Maybe you should go die too, since it's so damn hilarious to you." Melanie stared into his eyes, a confused rage glossed her face.
"Mel, stop. You don't mean that." Tyler wrapped her in his arms, trying to comfort her.
"Yeah! Fuck off Melanie. I don't need your bitchy attitude right know." Brendon chimed in.
"Go to hell, Bren! Go to fucking hell!" Melanie yelled, tears streaming down her cheeks.
"Shut up! You're the one who's being a whiny bitch! Look! You're even crying like a little toddler! No surprise there! Grow up a little, Mel. Maybe people would like you more if you stopped being such a fucking baby!" Brendon yelled back.
Melanie screamed in anger and lunged at him like a hungry lion pouncing on his prey. Tyler pulled her back and Josh fought to keep Brendon from attacking her. Melanie broke loose from Tyler's week grip and tackled Brendon to the ground. They rolled around, Melanie scratching and biting and yelling and Brendon yanking at her hair and ripping her clothes.
"Stop!" Tyler attempted to get their attention.
Melanie kicked Brendon's leg where his foot was missing and he cried out in pain. She flipped them over so she was straddling Brendon and punched him in the face. His nose crunched and started gushing blood from both nostrils.
Josh dove down and gripped Melanie under her armpits and tried to rip her away, but she only squirmed out of his grasp and violently started punching Brendon's face more.
"Josh! Stop them!" Tyler yelled more frantically.
Brendon grunted and grabbed one of Melanie's fists the second before it smashed into his nose again. He reached up his other hand and took hold of Melanie's neck. He squeezed it and shook violently. Melanie coughed and gasped for air. She tried to tear his hands away but it was no use.
"STOP!" Tyler screamed at the top of his lungs, shocking and freezing everyone. "STOP ACTING LIKE CHILDREN AND GET YOUR FUCKING UGLY ASSES OFF THE GROUND! I HAVENT SLEPT OR EATEN ANYTHING AND IM TERRIFIED AND I DARE YOU TO GET ON MY NERVES ONE MORE TIME I WILL FUCKING KILL YOU! GET UP!" Tyler shrieked.
Melanie and Brendon broke apart and stoop up slowly, staring fearfully at Tyler the entire time. Even Josh was taken aback by his sudden outburst.
"Good. Now I would like us all to go back and eat a can of soup and take a little nappy got it?" Tyler smiled innocently. The three of them nodded and followed Tyler the short distance to the front door.
They ate their soup and layed down.
"Sorry Mel."
"Sorry Bren."
"Love you guys."
"Love you too goodnight."
"Ok but to be honest that fight was kinda sick."
"Shut up Josh."
