2 am jokes「 g 」

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it was 2 am and you were sound asleep until your phone started going off on the nightstand beside your bed.

you woke up to the annoying sound of text messages being sent to you and you wondered who would be texting you this late at night.

you rolled over and grabbed your phone, groaning at the brightness shining in your eyes. you see that your best friend, grayson, has texted you.




grayson:
omggg hey y/n!!

grayson:
you wanna hear a joke?

you:
omggg absolutely!! not.

you:
it's literally 2 in the morning.

grayson:
okay! what does the couch say to the other couch on the other side of the room?

you:
ugh idk what

grayson:
we are sofa apart!!!

you:
omg what is wrong with u

you:
go to bed pls.

grayson:
wasn't that just sofa king funny!?

you:
srsly, go to bed.

grayson:
no shut up i'm being FUNNY

you:
you're actually not grayson.

grayson:
oh so you got some jokes too huh!
that's a good one lol!

you:
it wasn't a joke, ur srsly
not funny. go to bed omg.

grayson:
ur so FUNNY omg!
your jokes are so good!

you:
you wanna hear another joke then!!

grayson:
heck yeah duh! hit me!

you:
are you a sofa? bc ur sofa king annoying!!

grayson:
OMG hahahahaha

grayson:
that's a good one!

grayson:
hey


grayson:
wait..

grayson:
that was so mean. :(

you:
goodnight grayson.


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