Since your father encouraged you to come back to that strange tank dimension. You decided to go back there to explore and have an adventure.
You:Okay, I'm gonna bring my camera to record some tank action or........ If I caught them naked I can take a picture of them......*blushes hard* No! I'm not a pervert!!!
Shrugging off the perverted thoughts, you then walked to exit the house.
Dad:Son wait!
You:What?
Dad:Bring this for emergencies.
He handed out a M1911 pistol with 3 extra mags.
You:I highly doubt a pistol can do real damage to a tank.
Dad:Yeah, but better than nothing.
You:Okay. I was taking it anyway.
You grabbed the gun and put it to your bag.
Despite the fact that you're a nerd, you know how to use a gun properly due to your father being a cop and sometimes invites you to join him in the shooting range.
You went to the museum and saw a lot of people but they quickly vanished and the surrounding became a warzone.
Your back to their world.......
You noticed the girls arguing.
Tiger 1: Its all your fault KV-2!!!
Panther 2: Ja! Do you really have to tell him how to leave this place!!!
KV-2: I said I was sorry. *cries while drinking vodka*
KV-1: Stop blaming my sister!!! Everyone makes mistakes!!!
M4 Easy 8: But its a mistake that ruined everything!!!
M26 Pershing: A kind of mistake that ruined everything.
IS-2: Da. I agree with them.
KV-1: Not you too!!! We're both russian.
SU-152: Yeah but KV-2 let that cute boy escape!!!.......He was going to be mine.......
You just standed there listening to their arguments unnoticed. Its totally awkward as you hear them being so THIRSTY for you.
Maus: Hey guys. I feel an unknown presence around us.
The girls then started looking around. But you quickly hide behind a bush to avoid being spotted. You peaked out for a bit, strangely they were gone, you then go back hiding in the bush only to see the girls staring at you.
You:What the!!!
M4 Sherman: He came back!!!
Stug 4: Finally we can trap him in this world forever.........
You:Wait what?!
Stug 4: Nothing!!!
You:(They are so desperate)
The girls looked so happy you came back.
Tiger 1: Can you introduce yourself.
You:My name is (y/n) and uh.....
The stare they're giving makes you uncomfortable.
You:That is all!
They sweat dropped at the last part as they were expecting more from you.
Panzer 4: Okay......why did you come back?
You:Because I like tanks.
Then this happens....
T34: Then who's is your favorite tank?!
And then Tiger 1 pushed T34 out of the way.
Tiger 1: Its obviously me of course!!!
You: You break down a lot.
You tend to be direct to everyone.
Tiger 1: But I'm still worth it!!!
M4 Sherman: Shut up you overrated cat!!!
M4 Easy 8: Yeah we're reliable than you!!!
Sherman Crocodile: We're boring but practical.
T34 and Panzer 4: Same here.
You:Eh... I prefer simple yet awesome tanks.
The M4 Shermans, T34 and Panzer 4 sweat dropped.
KV-2: I'm pretty sure you like tanks with heavy firepower!!!
You:Yeah....But the long reload can be very annoying.
Maus: Then would you like a heavily armored tank like me?!
You:Heavy armor is fine but you're a bit...... too heavy.
Everyone silenced........
Maus: Did you just say I'm "TOO HEAVY".......*Eyes became red and started preparing her gun*
You:(I just mentioned her weight.......Oh yeah I remember)
You remembered that its rude to mention a womens weight.
You:Please don't kill me!!!
Before the Maus can fire SU-152 then picked you up in a princess carry and ran.
SU-152:*Eyes became blank* You're mine (y/n).....
You:Hey let me go!!! I'll shoot you!!!
You pointed your M1911 pistol to her face.
SU-152:Go ahead shoot me.
You remember that the tanks don't die in their world so shooting her would give you time.
*Bang*
You shot her but to your surprise the bullet bounces off.
SU-152:Escape is futile......hehehe
You:AHHHH!!! *Screams like a little girl*
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Tank Harem X Male Reader
Humor(Y/N), a tank otaku who found a dimension of tanks by accident. Although the tanks that live in that dimension aren't ordinary tanks but tanks that turn into girls...
