You are now the stalker friend.
Your name is MIKASA ACKERMAN. You are 16 years old. You have VERY FEW SOCIAL SKILLS due to the fact that you live in a run-down apartment building with a RELATIVE OF A QUESTIONABLE NATURE after your parents' untimely deaths several years prior. This event, coupled with your moirail's rash behaviour, has led to you being ETERNALLY STRESSED. You refuse to let anybody know this fact however, and nobody knows that you even have emotions.
As for interests, you mostly go along with whatever crazy shenanigans your moirail is currently up to. Somebody has to look after him. Currently, you are in the midst of playing the video game SBURB, which may or may not have just DESTROYED HIS NEIGHBOURHOOD. Frankly, you are freaking out about it.
Not that anyone can know about that.
>Mikasa: pester Eren.
That's definitely the best thing to do.
-- stressedChaperone [SC] started pestering cholericBastard [CB] at a time of the day --
SC: Oh my God
SC: Eren are you alright
SC: Answer me
--
He isn't answering.
>Mikasa: Panic.
As tempting as that is right now, that will not help you or Eren.
>Mikasa: Pester AM.
To be honest, he's probably the only one who would willingly help you with Eren.
-- stressedChaperone [SC] started pestering abstractMedium [AM] at it doesn't matter --
SC: Oh God you have to help me
AM: What is it?
SC: A meteor just fell on Eren's house and now he isn't answering me
SC: I don't know if he got into the medium in time
AM: It's most likely that he did escape.
AM: As for him not answering your messages, he's probably away from his computer.
SC: But he was messaging me from his phone
AM: Oh.
AM: Anyway, it's best to assume that something happened to his phone rather than him.
SC: I guess so
--
>==>
While you can't contact Eren, you suppose you should explore the rest of your house.
You go into the living room, hoping to avoid a run-in with your previously mentioned OBSCURE REALATIVE, which, for simplicity's sake, you will refer to as your COUSIN. The two of you mostly stay out of each other's way, but he would definitely notice that you are wearing the same clothes as yesterday.
>Mikasa: Sneak into kitchen.
Oh thank God he isn't there.
Just to be safe however, you equip your KNIVES. Plastic, of course. Your cousin has made it incredibly clear that deadly weapons capable of causing injury or death are not to be used near the good china, although he did not force you to dispose of your good knives.
... What was that noise?
>Mikasa: STRIFE!!!
OH GOD DAMNIT HE SNUCK UP ON YOU
GUARDIAN RUBRIC: HYGIENE CONCERN
[change your shirt!]
RESPONSE: TEENAGE REBELLION
[you aren't my real dad!]
RESPONSE: REFERNCE ORPHAN STATUS
RESPONSE: JAB AT HEIGHT
RESPONSE: SMOTHER WITH BROOM
>==>
You win this time, obscure relative...
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