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13

Kenma's phone
09:24 PM

Kuroo🍍

HeLLo cAN yOu ANSweR SomE QUEstiONs?

Kenma

Why are you typing like that?

But sure I guess

Kuroo🍍

Your house is burning,what do you save?

Kenma

The house

Kuroo🍍

WhY?

WHY IS EVERYBODY SAYING THAT

anyway question two

What guys are you into?

Kenma

If you expect me to say that I'm into guys like you I'm sorry

That's not gonna happen

Kuroo🍍

You're so mean ¬_¬

Not even giving me a chance I see

Kenma

For me to like someone - I need to meet them in person and guess what

We haven't met

Kuroo🍍

Well WHY DON'T WE

Kenma

Because of reasons

Kuroo🍍

Anyway, you know what happened at school today??????????

Kenma

How am I supposed to know?

What are you stupid?

Oh wait

Kuroo🍍

Meanie 😡

Ok so this one guy I know had been texting this other guy and basically

He accidentally sent him a dick pic

Kenma

How does one accidentally send a dick pic

Kuroo🍍

Don't ask me

The other's response was "dude.. I'm not ready for this step in our relationship yet"

Kenma

Are you just casually surrounded by gay guys or?

Kuroo🍍

Nah. There are a couple of lesbians too

Kenma

I'm speechless

Anything else you wanna say?

Kuroo🍍

Would you rather eat an alive lizard or go out with me?

Kenma

Lizard sounds delish

Kuroo🍍

St O P

You are hurting my feelings

Kenma

Stop trying to get into my pants then

Kuroo🍍

:( never gonna give you up

Never gonna let you down

Never gonNA RUN AROUND

Kenma

Shut your whore mouth

Kuroo🍍

Oh dirty talk

Kenma

No

I'll block you seriously

Why haven't I done that yet again?

Kuroo🍍

Because you like meeeeeeeeeee

Nah but seriously

I'm so lonely

Kenma

Sorry I can't help you

I have plenty of problems on my own

I hurt my leg when I fell down the stairs this morning

Kuroo🍍

WHAT

YOU SHOULD HAVE TOLD ME

ARE YOU OKAY

Kenma

I'm fine don't worry about it

It's just bruised a little bit

Kuroo🍍

TToTT buT YOU'RE HURT

Kenma

Jeez you're so cute

Kuroo🍍

*gasp*

WHAT OAO

Kenma

...forget it

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Me: *looks into a pile of old fanfic drafts* oh boy I sure should write a fanfic using an idea I got five seconds ago

Seriously tho help

-hatari