Kuroo's phone
01:33 AMKuroo
Heyyyyyyy it's Kuroo's friend again. He's having a sleepover at my place and he left his phone on my bed while he went to the toilet
Kenma 👑
Okay? And why are you texting me?
Kuroo
Because I'm boooooooored
Kuroo's real good at volleyball, just so you know and he has nice abs
😏 get what I'm saying
Kenma 👑
Why are you doing this
Kuroo
I'm just so tired of hearing him talk about you and how he wants to protect you AND I WISH HE'D SHUT UP ABOUT THAT PHOTO YOU SENT HIM
Kenma 👑
It was just a selfie
Nothing that special.
Plus, I have a question. How's it going with your bet?
Kuroo
Ohhhhh he told you about that
Well
Not that great. He's still not in love with me
Kenma 👑
Love is complicated. You can't expect a person just to fall in love with you
Kuroo
But I'm basICALLY PERFECT
MY HAIR
MY EYES
MY BODY
ALL THIS AND HE STILL PREFERS A DINOSAUR OR SOMETHING OVER ME
kenma I am sorry he took my phone
Kenma 👑
And here I thought you take your phone with you while you take a shit
Also is he a narcissist
Kuroo
Yeah a little bit. But we've been friends for years so I somehow got adapted to him
And I usually take my phone to the bathroom with me but this was urgent
Kenma 👑
I take it with me too
You don't know this but I may or may not be sitting on the toilet right now
I'm not
I'm in bed
Kuroo
What are you wearing?😏😏😏
Kenma👑
The flesh of my latest victim
Kuroo
Way to ruin a moment there champ
Oh, he's talking about that guy again.
Look
[Video Attached]
Kenma 👑
HoLD UP
HE IS
VERY
GOOD LOOKING
Kuroo
Fuck
FuCK
NO
DON'T LOOK AT HIM
I AM THE ONLY MAN YOU SHOULD BE LOOKING AT
NO
NOOOOOOO
Kenma 👑
Calm the fuck down jesus christ
Anyway
I gotta sleep
Goodnight Kuroo, don't stay up 😊
Kuroo
NIGHT BAAAAE 😘😘😘😘😘
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......I apologize for a long wait. I got a new phone and I'm still getting used to this keyboard.
Anyway, how are you guys doing?????
-hatari
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Fanfictionunknown: what was for homework? kenma: i'm homeschooled book one in the wings series. #1 #kuroken 2020.05.14 tw!! includes mentions of self harm, abuse, suicide ©️hqheaven 2018