"Not in my good Christian household!"

Chapter 1: Messes and Gayness

"Guys, I can't wait for Halloween."

"Me too."

"I'm gonna fuck a pumpkin."

"Jasper NO!"

"Jasper FUCK YES!"

"Jasper- That's not a good word!"

"THIS IS MY CHRISTIAN HOUSEHOLD, YOUNG GAY!"

"I'm not even gay-"

"BITCH YOU'VE BEEN GIVING THAT ONE GUY FUCK-EYES FOR THE PAST THREE MONTHS!"

"Jasper- why-"

Aria was dying while watching Patrick struggle with Jasper, who was now yelling about how he would be throwing candy at people from his roof.

He was a mess.

"Ari, come on, we don't have time to stand around watching Patrick lose his sanity." Jasmine snapped her fingers in front of her friend's face.

"Alright, alright, but it is absolutely hilarious," Aria gave in, following the taller girl away from the yelling teenager and the other, more innocent and much quieter, teenager.

"Sure is, what isn't hilarious is you making me late to class again," Jasmine sighed, heading to her locker.

"Whatever, class is boring anyways." Aria rolled her eyes, unlocking her own locker, which was next to Jasmine's.

"True," Jasmine admitted.

"Well, except for hot guys- that's not boring."

Jasmine fought every impulse she had to facepalm, because she had forgotten just how excessively straight her best friend was.

Not that she had anything against straight people, it was just strange when Aria would only talk to her about how hot guys were and Jasmine would be gayly sitting there on her gay ass thinking gay thoughts.

Jasmine was kind of hypocritical, but at least she didn't gush to her straight friends (or those who were only attracted to guys, especially fuckboy/hot guys) about girls and androgynous people she found attractive.

When it was with Jay, it was a whole other story.

"Jasmine! Earth to Jasmine, you hear me?" Aria was waving her hands in front of her friend, who had zoned out.

"Ah, shit, sorry," Jasmine laughed, embarrassed.

"ANYWAYS, I was talking about this really cute guy- he's probably your type, go stalk him or whatever- and he's in most of our classes and I saw him this morning and was like 'hot diggity damn' and Jasper says he's never seen a more attractive person- which is probably a lie but whatever- and I'm thinking of asking him out but like I think him and that quiet girl are dating because he's been walking around with her the entire day and he's really fucking attractive so like I'm suffering." Aria finished her rant and looked expectantly at Jasmine.

"No comment," Jasmine sighed. You think you're suffering? Try having a huge crush on your extremely straight best friend who has a crush on every guy in the school.

"You'll support me in my romantic endeavors, correct?" Aria asked as she closed her locker.

"It's in the contract, isn't it?" Jasmine joked half-heartedly.

"Sure is. 'Support your best friend in all of their relationships and anything relating to that'." Aria grinned, and Jasmine found herself wondering how the fuck she got herself into such a situation.

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Gerard was supposed to be in this chapter but the part with him was extreme cringe so I deleted it. Expect him to pop up soon.

So, thoughts on my characters? I've never actually posted anything with them on Wattpad, so this is new. Hope you people found Jasper entertaining, he's definitely my favourite character, although Jasmine is a close second.

~Alex