After he took care of her parents he was tired. So he went to get some wings and have a cold beer. She was beautiful with her red flowing hair and her soft white skin. He just knew she was the next Mrs. Amazing. So he went over and asked her out. She was more than happy to go out with such an amazing man.
It was only the third date but he knew she was the one. So he asked her to move in. She was excited to finally find a good man. It was the best decision he had ever made! It was like they were made for each other. She catered to his every need. She was a great cook and never nagged him. He in return treated her like a queen. He was happy happy happy.
They started planning their wedding. He wanted her to be happy so he let her have everything she wanted. He went dress shopping and picked out flowers and cakes and on and on. It got to the point one evening that he couldn't take it anymore and got the roll of duct tape out. But he didn't do anything drastic. He tried harder to be his amazing self.
The next day was more and more wedding stuff and he just couldn't take it anymore. So he got the roll of duct tape and went to work.
It was easy enough to do she fell asleep at her desk and he just duct taped her to the chair. Since he was working on a construction site at the moment, he had to improvise. He knew of a hog farm and well you know. It was peaceful in his apartment once again.
