So he shows up at her house and he was not prepared for who answered the door! It was the midget's roommate. She was every bit of forty two inches tall and all woman. She was wearing her new tennis outfit and was radiant. Then all of the sudden he realized he was staring at her and the midget was watching him. He shook it off and said to herself , "Are you ready for our date?"
Her reaction shocked him. She kicked him in the shin and told him to leave. Ok so what he did was wrong but when you see the woman of your dreams what are you supposed to do? So he knocked on the door and apologized and begged her for forgiveness. She forgave him but bit his knee and yelled at him.
The date was horrible all he could think about was her roommate. He knew what he had to do. The problem was he wasn't on a construction site with concrete work. And he was out of duct tape. But he had just learned how to run the wood chipper at another job site. There was a huge burn pile in progress so he could chip her up and her roommate would be his!
After dinner all she did was nag at him for not paying attention to her. Boy this would be easy and he might even enjoy it. When she reached up and pinched his butt, he had had enough. He walked her towards the job site with the wood chipper. The problem was how to get her in. Then he had an idea.
When they were about ten feet from the wood chipper he got down on one knee and asked her if he could toss her one more time. He had been distracted all night and told her he was sorry. But if she would just let him toss her he would be happy and go get some ice cream. She happily agreed. He knew the distance was ok but how was his aim. He hit his mark. Nobody even heard the screams.
The next day he went to the tennis court to find her. He hadn't been this happy in a month. There she was on her tip toes trying to get a drink of water. She was beautiful. She was holding a copy of a novel. She put it on the ground and stood on it to reach the fountain. She was smart. This would be his true love. He wouldn't take the easy way out with this one.
He approached her and asked if he wanted to get a cup of coffee. She said what about you know who. He said she dumped him. The hurt look in his eyes was enough for her. She picked up her novel and off they went to start their life together.
Three weeks later and well he couldn't take it any more. Once again he turned to the duct tape and concrete to solve his problems.
