Artemis Fowl the Third

Chapter 1: Artemis's 13th birthday

Yes, this is a fan-fict and we hav established that. Live with it.

Time leap of about 12 years:D Artemis 2 is now 38, Artemis 3 is 13, and Artemis 1... well, no one cares actually. 

Chapter 1:

Artemis chuckled at his Math homework. It was all too easy. With his IQ of 270, these Maths questions were easily conquered, 30 seconds flat.

He glanced at the calendar. 9th January.

Today, he declared to himself, was his 13th birthday. Not that many people actually bother. He was a loner at school, a geek as some "affectionately" call him. It was a sad and lonely life.

"Artemis?" Joel, his servant, called to him, "Master Artemis wishes to speak to you in the study room."

Father? What would Artemis the Second want to do with him? There was only one way to find out- to see him himself.

Artemis briskly made his move towards the study room. Inside was his father, looking as usual indifferent (emo) to him.

"Hello Father," (i juz realised father is actually fat and her put 2gether. hehe. k, i noe i'm lame. back to the story)  Artemis 3 asked his perfect Irish, "for what have you requested my acquaintance?"  

Artemis 2 smiled his best non-vampire smile. Today was his son's birthday. It was a happy day. He was going to teach him about the Fowl (foul) business.

"Well, Artemis. Today is your 13th birthday, marking your new beginning as a youth..."

Artemis 3 knew where this was going. His father was going to teach him about the criminal activities which brought the Fowls to their wealth. He sighed inwardly. It was bad enough being Artemis Fowl the Third. He did not need to add "being evil" to his already busy schedule.

"And I'd like to introduce you to the family business. And I'll be meeting an old contact in Singapore. How about it?"

Artemis high IQ did not serve him for nothing. He had already expected Father to say this. Now all he needed was a good excuse not to go... or maybe if he went, and showed his father his disinterest in such matters, his father may give up trying to get him into the Fowl business... It was so crazy, it just might work.

"Sure, Father. I had always been highly curious of exactly why we are what we are today."

"Excellent. We shall leave tomorrow morning for our private flight there. The trip would take two days longest."

Artemis just tried to look interested. At least he would not be going to school tomorrow.

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Oh yeah, Artemis 2 is like somewhat evil in this story, meaning like he gets his money through illegal means. If you lyk Artemis 2, too bad he's evil. If u lyk Artemis 3, yay! And if u lyk Artemis 1, wtf is wrong with u? juz stop reading this book. 0.o 

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