Artemis Fowl the Third

Chapter 7: Opal really has no life

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Chapter 7:

Haven was by human standards, barely more than a village, having fewer than ten thousand inhabitants. But in fairy terms, Haven was the largest metropolis since the original Atlantis, most of which lay buried beneath a three-story shuttle dock in the new Atlantis.

That was what Artemis learnt as he reached the city. It was rather like the cities above, except with fairy models instead of the usual human ones you saw above the ground.

“No time for sightseeing,” Holly smirked as she grabbed Artemis from his admiring of the place. “It’s definitely better than what you mud-men will take about 20 years to achieve, but we have to go.”

Artemis rolled his eyes. If it was one thing that he had learnt about Holly within these few hours he’d met her, it was her great dislike for humans and her blatant sarcasm.

They hurried into a huge building where they were soon sat around a round table.

“Well, Artemis,” Foaly started as Artemis placed himself on a chair. “With the information that we’ve just told you, what do you think Opal would attempt to do next?”

Artemis looked up as he began his theory, “Undeniably, the LEP have problems with dealing with evil criminals. If I am right, this is the what, fourth time she’s trying to become ruler of the world again?”

“Firstly, she controlled all your weapons and created a goblin war, whereas you all nearly died. She then got in a so-called “coma” and you guys sent her to the fairy hospital, where she escaped again to try to get humans to know about you guys and you nearly were discovered. Next, she time travelled, and you guys caught her, and threw her in prison. Unfortunately, now she has escaped.” (Sorry guys, I didn’t read The Last Guardian yet… so it doesn’t include whatever happened in that book, kay? More below…)

Having Artemis say what they all already knew  that way made Holly give a slight smirk. Artemis the Second was like that too.

“Yes, and now are you done with being ever so informative person and tell us what you think?” Holly asked, her patience melting.

“Well, generally the only reason why I’m here to help is that she hurt my father, and I want revenge. Plus, I think I may know what she would want to do next,” Artemis answered, his blue eyes looking into Holly’s blue and hazel ones.

Blue and hazel? Wasn’t that… like his father’s eyes? Except the other way round… Was this fairy possibly the reason why his father never found love in other women? But he shook the thought away, that was not important now.

“Well, mud-boy?” Trouble piped up suddenly, breaking his silence.

“Knowing her, she would probably plan an elaborate scheme for revenge…” he explained calmly to Holly’s “You don’t say…” “I was thinking something like a mix between humans discovering about you all and the goblin war from previously. Perhaps a cross-species war between humans and fairies?”

“Fair point, but she did something similar before, why would she do this?” Foaly asked Artemis as he replied coolly, “And why not?”

The three fairies nodded slowly. Yes, this was true. It was possible. After all, Opal was anything but predictable.

“And may I ask why you took me here when this is rather none of my business?” Artemis raised an eyebrow as Holly looked him warmly.

“Well, genius, I have a few reasons for you. We need your intelligence, and if Opal manages to rule the world, you would undoubtedly be screwed as well. And lastly, Opal will kill you if she knew of your existence.”

He chuckled and then nodded. “Of course.”

The television screen flickered to life. "Opal is making her move again, this time she's gathering other criminals to help her in her new goal. To get the humans and fairies to kill each other in a war. This is Sad Pixie (lol, I'm lame...) out."

The three fairies glanced at Artemis who grinned smugly, "I told you so."

They headed out and they managed to hear Artemis mutter, "This Opal... really has no freaking life..." Followed by some very decent words.

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The group of fairies made their move towards the small island living in the coastal areas of England.

As Opal always said, whatever you do, always plan small. Or in this case, if you wanted to get humans to try to rid fairies, you started with a place with the least people. Like this island, Pequeno, which literally meant small.

They people were all villagers and the place was not developed.

"People of Pequeno, see what I am?" she called above them as they stared in shock of her small size and pointed ears.

"Monster!" "Demon!" these calls could be heard from the villagers who had no idea of fairies and thought of the creepy monsters they had learnt of when they were younger.

Opal sniggered. "I am a monster! Come and attack me! And I'll be back with more monsters to kill all of you!" The people ran, obviously thinking she was serious. Stupid mud-men.

Now for more people to start becoming fearful of her and the "monsters". And when mud-men were scared, they would attack. Then, she would eventually get more to fight.

There would be casualties, and she shall mesmer the rest. To be under her great control.

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Oh yeah, this story was written without account of the last Artemis Fowl book: The Last Guardian. Sorry;) in case anything in this story is not possible due to whatever events happened in that book.

Because my parents wouldn't buy me the book (weep) and I can't find it in any library... :'(

So perhaps once I read the book I might change the plot a bit depending on whether the book would affect my book x3

 Also, in Artemis's speech just now about the fairies failing, sorry for any mistakes cos that was as I remembered it. Pls correct any mistakesx)

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