"Uh..What do you mean by 'lost'?" Liza asks again intimidatingly as she sits up in her seat ready to grab his head and scream into his ears. "I gave you the directions and a map and yet you still have the ability to get us lost?" Liza asks for the third time. Also intimidatingly.
"When I've got a full bladder?!" I join in because why not?
"Uh... It wasn't really my-" he starts.
"Your what?!" Liza interrupts, teeth gritted, eyes in slits, looking as scary as ever."M-My fault.." The stupid driver stutters as he hides his face behind the steering wheel like a shy dog.
"Then whose fault was it, then?! Ours? No, tell me! Ours? My mom hired you to drive us around and now you can't just take the blame for getting us lost? Ok, who was at the wheel?" I explode. Gosh, what a stupid thing to say. 'It wasn't my fault.'
"Me.." He replies sadly.
"Who was controlling the wheel?" I demand once again.
"Me.."
"So who should be blamed?" I ask like a preschool teacher. You know the ones.. Those ones that... You know what I'm talking about. Don't you? No? Ok. I'll just go back to questioning the driver.
"Me." He says while a sigh.
"So whose fault is it?" I ask why staring at him with menacing eyes and gritted teeth, I'm also pretty sure that my veins were popping out of my forehead and my face was red as a tomato. The tomato part could also probably be because of how much pressure I am putting on my bladder right now.
"Mine..." He replies sad-
"Ok! Instead of having a Q & A here, why don't you let the driver try to find a way to get us back home?" Liza interrupts rudely. Ok, I see what she's doing.
"Wow Liza. What a great idea. How come I didn't think of that." I say like a robot while rolling my eyes.
"Watch the attitude, misses!"
"Umm.. Sorry! But you wouldn't be so cheery too if you got lost on a full bladder!"
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"No.. These roads don't look familiar.. Are you sure this is the way you went?" I hear Liza ask. I turn on my phone to check that time. 14:36. Wow, I've been asleep for 2 hours!
"Ugh.... Are we there yet? Well, have we found our way back home yet?" I groan and whine at the same time mixed with my I-just-woke-up voice making me sound like a baby hippo that hasn't had water since it was born that learnt to talk.
"Nope."
"Y'know, this whole thing is starting to turn out like those horror movies." I state thoughtfully.
"What horr-"
"Those ones that a family is going on a road trip and then they get lost and then they decide to sleep in a big house that they find and it turns out that the house is haunted. You know the ones!"
"Oh yeah! An-"
"And then the spirit that haunts the house now manages to possess the family's baby."
"Oh ye-"
"Mr Driver." I start calmly, not letting Liza talk. That's what she gets for whatever she did that time. I seem to have forgotten, "Have you by any chance tried using Google Maps to find out where we are?" I ask, stating the obvious. Or at least I thought I was stating the obvious because Liza's and his eyes widened like saucepans as though that was the smartest idea ever thought of!
And it's funny how I thought I was stupid for even asking.
"Oh my-" Liza starts again.
"You guys are crazy." I said while pointing my finger from the driver to Liza in swift motions. "Well, I'm going back to sleep now."
"My name J-"
"Good night!"
Hello guys! I know this chapter is shorter than my other ones but that's ok! Today's a big day! But imma need to work some magic cus there are lots of stuff i need to include in this book. so yeah.
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أدب الهواة"...And it's true. My name is Aurelie and I shouldn't be in here. It's not fair. But I guess life's not fair..." Hi! I'm Aurelie and Liza Koshy is my new mom! If you don't know who she is, she is a famous YouTuber that I have always hoped to meet an...
