The Bunny The Haircut and The Hokey Puck

Dead Bunnies

This one is even stupider than the last and is a lot shorter

The title just explains it all

I put a bunny a haircut and a hockey puck so technically I followed the criteria  

Again I'm board

Once upon a time there were three bunnies. These bunnies were very stupid and were nameless. One day the bunnies were board so they all went out and did stuff. The first bunny went to get a hair cut. The second bunny went to play hockey (because this book is stupid and bunnies play hockey for some reason but hey why do vampires play baseball?) And the third bunny just stayed at home and watched tv

So the first bunny that went for a haircut got his hair cut by this very stupid dude. Don't ever give a stupid dude scissors. So when the stupid dude was cutting the bunny's hair he stabbed the bunny then the bunny suffered and died.

So the second bunny went to play hockey unaware of what happened to the first bunny. When the bunny was playing hockey the same stupid dude that gave the first bunny a haircut was there. So they were starting to play hockey then the stupid dude took the hockey puck and hit it right at the bunny's face then the second bunny suffered and died just like the first bunny.

So the third bunny stayed home and watched tv. He started getting suspicious because the first and second bunny weren't back yet. Then the lights started to flicker then everything went dark and the third bunny saw the ghost of the first and second bunny. The third bunny realized that his friends had died and that he now lived in a haunted house so he got super freaked out then committed suicide but he did not suffer.

Who knows what that stupid dude had against these poor innocent stupid bunnies but he was soon after sent to jail for killing the two bunnies and pretty much causing the third one to suicide.

This creative writing makes The Very Pathetic Love Story look like Harry Potter 

But I was BOARD 

Also I have nothing against bunnies but I wanted that writing done but apparently it wasn't long enough so I wrote something else.

There was another thing I started to write but I lost that. It was better than all of these. But the hockey puck and stuff kinda ruined it

I'm way better at writing now

Just read my oneshots 

It still sucks a little but not as much as these 

So nothing else at all will be added to this book it is now done and it's very stupid but...

I was board