That Awkward Moment When... OUAT Edition

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That awkward moment when you're bored and start quoting Rumple and people think you've lost it. But, hey, it's all good because we all feel the need to sing to mashed potatoes sometimes

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Just for the fun of it, here are my top ten Rumple quotes for when I'm bored:

1. "Dearie" Just simple, awesome Rumple, dearie.

2. "But I'm a villain, and villains don't get happy endings" This one scares the heck out of some people.

3. "All the voices in my head will be quiet when I'm dead" What? No, I haven't gone nuts, someone actually said this!

4. "When you see the future, there is irony everywhere" Don't forget to exit like a boss!

5. "Roast swan. That's amusing. You'll get that later" Person will be like "what?" Just smile and nod.

6. "Apparently, fate has a sense of humor" Just walk away laughing.

7. "Someone's beginning to sound a lot like Regina" They'll be like "who's Regina?" You'll be like "the former evil queen..." (See last chapter)

8. "I had hoped you were dead, but hey, disappointment's just a part of life" Nope. I totally didn't do anything to try and kill you!

9. "Sorry, but killing a man with his own sword was just too delicious to pass up" *cue crazy Rumple laugh* hehehehehe

10. "You sent me a message. Something about help, help we're dying! Come save us" Yep. They'll officially think you've lost it.

Remember, no matter how crazy they think you are, you haven't lost your mind. NOW YOU HAVE TWO!!!