That Awkward Moment When... OUAT Edition

More crazy realizations

That awkward moment when you realize:

Baby charming is Henry's uncle and step-nephew. (Uncle for the obvious reason of him being Emma's brother, and step-nephew because, like I've said in a previous chapter, Henry is Snow's adoptive step-brother), making any kids Snow has, including Emma obviously, his niece or nephew and that means the baby's his uncle and nephew. Lol, OUAT.

As much as it pains me to admit this, Hook is a freaking CREEP! He dated Henry's grandmother (Milah) and now he's in love with Henry's mom. WTF HOOK?!? Do you, like have a thing for women that men in this family love? Like, first he goes after Neal's mom, and then he goes after Neal's ex... Jeez, who's he gonna flirt with to piss Emma off next? Henry's girlfriend, if he gets one? Lol...

Roland (Robin's son) is actually older than Emma by about four years because he was born ABOUT FOUR YEARS BEFORE THE CURSE WAS CAST! I swear, I'm creeping myself out...

To people who don't know much about the show, other than what you've told them, you sound like your life revolves around this weird show about fairy tales, magic and shipping couples, some of which consist of really odd pairings, yet they're perfect for each other (a pirate and a princess, the evil queen and Robin Hood) OH, SO THAT'S WHY MY BEST FRIEND THINKS I'M INSANE!!!

When you zone out in class, all your friends know what's going on, but won't snap you out of it. I bet you wonder why, huh? Well, it's probably because they're enjoying the fact that you're not telling them about what happened on Sunday or mumbling under your breath about hating people. They honestly just want you to shut up, and by staring off into space, that's exactly what you're doing so why should they disturb their (very) temporary peace?

This one might just be me being stupid. The reason the writers made Regina have her "vault" of hearts is because in the movie "Snow White and the Seven Dwarfs" the whole thing with the evil queen sending the huntsman to get Snow White's heart and put it in the box went down. I can't believe I didn't realize that for three years of watching the show! Am I the only one that let this go unnoticed for three seasons? Am I really that stupid? Lol

After the promo for 3x21 and 3x22 was released, the CS fandom went INSANE! Like, the only time we've ever been like this before was after the kiss in 3x07. The funny thing is, them dancing is all we give a damn about! I mean yeah, it's perfect and beautiful and FINALLY!!! But shouldn't we be worried about the fact that they went back in time? The fact that Hook punches Hook? The fact that if the two of then screw this up I'm coming back in time or to Storybrooke (depending on where they are at the end of the episode) to slap the both in the face? What about the fact that right now, Emma is being a stubborn brat and our hopes might not come true?!? I'm kidding! They better not do that to us or it's Adam and Eddy I'll slap. What I'm trying to say is that at this point, we're SO desperate for CS that we don't really care about any of the problems that this episode could pose! This is quite likely the writers intention too. Imagine: "Okay, so let's give them a load of pics of Emma and Killian dancing and they'll all just freak out and not care about what we're about to do that will genuinely piss them off soooo much and taunt them all summer!!!!! WAHAHHAHAHAHH!!!!!" ;)

And then, there's the moment you finally realize that you are, in fact absolutely obsessed and you have a complete freak-out because, well why not? There's nothing better to do anyway, and I'm sure you'll need the practice for when season 3 is over anyway, right? RiGhT?!? RIGHT?!?!?!!?!?

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Omg, kill me now! This chapter was pretty much what's going through my messed up mind right now. Yeah, I know. I'm insane. Anyway, I really hoped you're enjoying this so far! Votes and comment are appreciated! Thanks for reading!

~Jillchair8e