basically a rant book or where I tell you about my day you probably don't care though. also first chapter is my update schedule so if you are interested in finding out what I update on what day check it out.
[Just a quick btw I will start every chapter with a meme and a song.]
So this morning my grandma took me to school and she asked me where she should drop me off. So I was like the front. She looks at me and goes. Is you're boyfriend waiting for you? I'm like No I don't have a boyfriend. She looks at me with clear surprise in her eyes and goes Really? I'm like yeah no one here knows how great I am. [And they hopefully don't know about my wattpad account.] And she goes yeah that's right you tell em. So while I was walking to athletics I'm like yeah I'm a bad bitch you can't kill me. Well then we were doing suicides on the football feild and the ground was wet so I slipped a few time because I was wearing converse. But shit I busted my ass in a muddy puddle like i was fucking peppy pig. [Don't read that out context you perverts.] And that's when my confidence went out the fucking window. All through out the day I was asking people if they saw me fall. Everyone was trying to tell the coach I was soaked in mud and that I needed to go inside. I was yelling like I am okay children. But i was freezing my ass off. In all honesty after I fell I just kept going and didn't really care. I should be given an award pats on the back for me. After that nothing really happened. You know what I have more stories. So my English teacher mr.young is like really weird his voice literally sounds like the tomato from veggie tales. And he is trying to learn how to say my name right sk after every sentence he says to me he adds my name on the end. And then he smiles. Also he is so fucking short like the majority of his students are taller than him. Then there is my u.s. history teacher she fucking goes sh in the middle of every sentence so of course Lena has to sh when she's talking.
Oh let me tell you about Lena she is like my favorite classmate. She is the fucking funniest person in the world when she pretends to be mad she goes me like in a really weird raspy high pitched voice. And then when people are being loud she yells shut your anus.
Finally there is the news that I received today about my 9th grade older than me chil who is now dating my ex boyfriend. Like I feel so bad for my baby like why? And the son of a bitch won't text me back like Dillon hello why uh no speak to me.
End of rant hope you like it if there was a category for rant this would be number one. So yeet bye.
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