On the way to pain

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Sup bitches. Fun fact about me: I scream and yell as soon as I'm alone not because I'm angry or sad, it's just because I can without being shouted at.

It was the usual set up. Check some place out then come back once they secured it. Easy, right? It's a Young Justice fanfic did you think it'd go fucking right?

Robin had explained the mission in the first five minutes which left a good five minutes till they reached their destination. This left plenty of time for Kid Flash to make unwanted advances. "Hey Rob?" he asked.
"Yeah?"
"Was your dad a baker?"
"No?"
"Because you have the nicest buns I've seen," Kid Flash commented. Robin blushed wildly as the others laughed at him.

It was always fun to watch the kid who had beaten up the Joker blush. "Do another one!" M'gann insisted, gaining eager nods in agreement. "How about no?" Robin stated covering his face. "How about yes?" Kid Flash replied with a smirk.

"Are you are parking ticket? Because you've got fine written all over you."
"I will physically fight you," Robin replied, his blush somehow growing. "I'll hold him back if he does. Got any more?" Artemis asked. Kid Flash nodded, remembering the many he had stored for Robin.

"Rob are you sat on an F5 key? Because that ass is refreshing," Kid Flash continued. "KF, are you a software update? Because not right now," Robin replied. The team was hysterical. "Good one," Aqualad congratulated.

Angry that he'd been countered, Kid Flash ran to where Robin was and sat down on a seat M'gann made for him. What could she say, she found this adorable. "Do you have 11 protons because you are sodium fine." he flirted. "Well, will you look at that? We're at the building and you know the rules, n-no flirting in public places so let's put a pin in this and go," Robin suggested as soon as the ship landed, standing straight up. "Urgh fine."

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