stoner

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youjin: how did i end up in bed?

youjin: friend

youjin: amigo

youjin: pal

youjin: are you asleep?

youjin: it's like 3 in the afternoon

youjin: aren't you like a morning person?

youjin: fine, i'll just go back to sleep

heejun: i think the fuck not you trick ass bitch!

youjin: oh so when you do message me you yell and curse at me

youjin: not cool bud

heejun: stop calling me your friend, omg

heejun: you're the definition of stupid, also stop fucking smoking you fucking rat

youjin: okay, one i'm taller so i'm pretty sure you're the rat

youjin: and two what do you mean smoke?

heejun: ya! you're the fucking rat, and you were too fucking high to go costume shopping yesterday!

youjin: how did you know?

heejun: i went over to your place yesterday, i literally put you to bed

heejun: fucking read our texts from yesterday dumbass!

youjin: oh yeah, sorry maybe i was high

youjin: high up in the clouds!

heejun: stop, you're dumb

heejun: are you high again or can we finally go costume shopping????????

youjin: yes

heejun: i fucking hate you

heejun: i'm on my way, get ready rat

heejun has changed youjin to weed rat

weed rat: oh i see how it is

youjin has changed heejun to gay rat

gay rat: wow we're matching cute and that's v accurate

weed rat: ew a gay

gay rat: ew a stoner

weed rat: why are you texting and driving?

gay rat: i'm not fucker, i'm walking

weed rat: why tho? aren't the stores far??

gay rat: listen to me idiot, we are taking your car

gay rat: so clean that shit, like now

weed rat: ew okay mom

weed rat: you're giving me gas money

gay rat: suck my dick and maybe i'll give you gas money

weed rat: you wish

weed rat: nvm then, i don't need gas money

gay rat: k