stoner

0.2

"i'm here you fucking rat!"

"i can see you obviously."

"okay, is your car clean now?"

"i'm ready to get to going."

"yeah, just let me throw this stuff away."

"throw your drugs away, ya know while you're at it."

"and what am i exactly doing?"

"throwing away trash."

"so throw away your weed, i can be your new addiction."

"wow, that's gay."

"is there anything you want to tell me?"

"just go throw your trash away."

"i'm driving."

"are you high?"

"at the moment, no."

"fine, i guess you can drive."

"it is my car, so."

"just shut up and drive to the halloween store."

"i am."

"go faster, it won't be the first law you're breaking."

"thanks for the shade, it's kind of bright out."

"you're welcome, anything for you weed rat."

"it's much appreciated gay rat."

"ya, what if i actually am gay and that offends me?"

"ya! you almost crashed!"

"well you asked something and it scared me."

"are you gay?"

"it was just a question."

"god, don't get your panties in a bunch."

"okay, good."

"we're here."

"would you not be my friend anymore?"

"what?"

"if i was gay?"

"i don't know, stop talking about it."

"what are you going to go as for jihun's party?"

"mario, what are you going to be?"

"i want to be a zombie."

"what do you mean you want to be a fucking zombie?"

"that's literally the most basic halloween costume ever in the whole world."

"but you want to be mario!"

"you don't even have a partner to be luigi."

"what girl is going to want to do couple costumes with you?"

"ya know what, fuck you!"

"i dont even know why i asked a stoned giant to come with me."

"also it doesn't have to be a fucking girl."

"well seungjun and inseong already have their costumes planned out, it can't be them."

"you're so fucking stupid. you're brain cells probably died from all the weed you smoke."

"doesn't that only happen to people who drink alcohol?"

"shut the fuck up."