stoner

0.4

gay rat: are you awake?

gay rat: get your ass over here, we need to get ready early

gay rat: why aren't you answering my messages?

gay rat: ya, youjin we need to get ready and your make up takes like two hours!

weed rat: sorry i was sleeping, the vibrations from my phone woke me up

weed rat: i'm getting my things together now

gay rat: hurry up fucker

weed rat has logged off

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"heya, gay."

"omg youjin, i swear to god if you call me that one more time i'll-"

"what are you going to do?"

"i'll tell jihun to ban you from going tonight."

"he wouldn't."

"he's also a gay so he may listen to me."

"you get to call him gay but i can't call you that?"

"gays can call other gays, gay duh."

"never heard of this rule."

"straight asses like you are not allowed to call people gay."

"fight me gay."

"fucking banned!"

"do you hear me?"

"lmao you wouldn't."

"wait, hold the fuck up."

"did you just say lmao instead of laughing?"

"i'm not your friend anymore."

"maybe i did."

"what about it?"

"i hate you so fucking much, come here let me do your make up now."

"so were you bluffing about calling jihun?"

"yes idiot."

"you're my best friend, i wouldn't want to go alone."

"awe, you're so gay."

"thanks i know."

"do you think i'm hot?"

"why are you asking me?"

"because you like guys and find them attractive, and i want to know if i'm hot."

"ugh, no."

"really? you don't think i'm hot?"

"no, because i think you're cute and precious."

"ew, are you almost done with my make up?"

"hm, almost."

"also i fucking hate you."

"i know you really love me, shut up."

"satan, i wish that was a lie."

"did you just say satan instead of god?"

"yes, there's no way i'm going to heaven so i might as well worship the guy in charge of the place i'm going to after death."

"oh my god, that's sad."

"shut up."

"why?"

"it is really sad."

"everyone should be allowed into heaven, no matter who they love."

"wait, are you saying you're okay with me liking guys?"

"of course, if i hated it i wouldn't be here."

"omg date me."

"no."

"why not?"

"you're my best friend."

"you don't think i'm cute?"

"look at this mario and tell me you don't find me cute."

"it's a cute costume, but i don't know."

"you don't know what?"

"if i'm a hundred percent straight."

"all i did was ask you to date me, and here you are spilling your own tea."

"i was also kidding about the date me thing.."

"nevermind, forget that."

"are you ready to go to the party now?"

"wait youjin, would you date a boy?"

"i don't know, maybe."

"i honestly don't think i care if i date a boy or girl."

"just as long as the person is funny, and i like their company, and talking to them, and i also want to be the one who takes care of them."

"okay, we'll get down to your sexuality at the party."

"what?"

"you are going to hook up with someone at the party who is all of those things you just said."

"there may be a chance that you're gay."

"how do you know?"

"it may just be the fact that you are constantly calling me gay, maybe to cover up for your own sexuality or the fact that you seem high and that that may be making you gay right now."

"are you high?"

"yes."

"satan damn it, let's just go to this party already"