Chloroform

I don't think you understand the severity of this situation. He is literally the most attractive person that I've EVER seen... that isn't famous. I mean, I just can't help but melt inside every time I hear his beautiful voice say my name. Or the way he smiles, I mean, that smile is to die for. Or his hair, and the way it looks as if it were as smooth as silk.

So what if he's ten years older than me, and so what if he just HAPPENS to be my teacher. I mean, anyone who has seen him can't blame me for this infactuation. Why do you think we had a firedrill on the first day of school? It was his first day too, and the school just wasn't prepared to handle how incredibly hot he is.

Now here's the problem; he's been happily married since he was 18, which isn't a surprise I guess, but it still isn't fair. It's not MY fault that he was born ten years early.

And now for the reason that I'm here today, since it will be legal and everything next year, I'm going to need help to dispose of the ugly creature he calls his wife. I don't necessarily want to kill her by any means, I mean after all it isn't her fault that he was confused. I just thought that I would do him the favor of removing her from his life and setting things straight.

Now here, take my money, and I know of a dark place far far away. All you'll need is a bit of chloroform, I think you can handle it. Thank you again!