What Private School Did To Me

Bitchy School Girls?

Okay so yes! There was a lot of bitchiness but to be honest, you had to be a bitch to survive. I was definitely a bitch and many points. 

But!

Yes, there is a but and no I am not talking about my behind. There was many different forms of bitchiness. You call fall into many different categories. 

The Snob's 

As you guess, there was bound to be a few snobs around. You would expect it I mean, you are pretty much surrounded by the Prime Minister's daughter's so every now and then you would find the occasional person complaining about how they didn't have the right colour of Monogram on their Louis Vuitton bag. 

I would call myself the snob sensor. The minute I meet somewhere I can tell if they are about to brag about their new Rolex or if they are willing to have a genuine conversation with me. If someone is willing to come up to me and brag about their new gift from Daddy I would most likely try and end the conversation immediately. 

The Two Faced Ones

This goes for any kind of educational system but coming from someone who has been through both Private School and a College, I have had my fair share of two faced experiences. Like I said at the start, you are bound to come across people like this. It's the classic, let's be really nice to her face and then ignore her when we see her when other people are around. I certainly had my experiences with this. You would have your so called Best Friend be lovely to your face but immediately they are with other people, they will pretend that you have never said a word to each other, ever and your existence is nothing but a flea. You will most likely hear them saying some stuff behind your back through third parties. I mean come on are you my friend or not?

The Groups

Once again, this can go for any educational system but certainly at my school everything was done by groups. You were known for being in your group. For example, if someone was to describe me, it wouldn't be 'Lottie is the girl with the glasses and ginger hair,' Oh certainly not! It would be, 'Lottie is the girl in the group with *name* *name* *name.*' I myself never really got on with the whole group culture, I saw it as more of a pack. You would have a leader that everyone praised and do whatever they ask, then the deputy's who would praise the leader but would obviously expect to be praised for themselves then the category that I would normal end up being in which was the, let's all walk in a line down the corridor and have a really quiet conversation so the person at the back (me) has to strain their ears to try and hear. Basically, I was one of the people who was expected to shower the "leaders" with compliments and praise but I just wasn't for that life. This position was something I could proudly say I was in most of the groups I passed through.

 I would say the group's worked as one person. If the queen bee doesn't think you are suited to be in the group anymore, the whole group will think the same and immediately you will be dropped and your place will be immediately filled by some other unfortunate person. 

As you can tell, this has happened to me many times. 

For now, this was all the categories that existed in the bichiness section. But to be honest, this was going to happen no matter what. This is what growing up and it was up to survival of the fittest, and let's just say I certainly wasn't the fittest. 

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The Search Surgeon,

A.K.A Lottie