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Pets.

"You both have no self control." Tyler said 

"No I think we have plenty!" Ethan countered.

"You guys adopted 4 dogs in the past two hours." Tyler pointed to the two corgis and two pugs.

"They needed homes!!" Mark said rolling on the floor with them.
Tyler glared "there was a sale?"

"How did this even happen??" Tyler exclaimed.

"Well.." Ethan looked off into the distance triggering the flash back.

~whoosh whoosh whoosh~

Mark and Ethan sat at their kitchen table staring at chica as she laid in her bed. Mark sat backwards in his chair and Ethan sat like a normal person does.

"Chica needs a buddy." Mark said,

"Why don't we adopt another pup?" Ethan asked.

"Would you like that Chica??" Mark said exciting the precious puppy.

"It's settled then!!" Mark grabbed his keys and Ethan sat in the front seat together they headed to the pet adoption center.

Ethan bounced in the seat. He loved dogs. Mark stopped at the center and they browsed through the dogs.

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"Why are you talking in third person?"

"Shhhh!! This is the best part!!"

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They stopped upon a cage that held two pugs and the cage next to it held two corgis. They were just babies! Mark and Ethan awe'd in unison and got down to the eye level of the puppies.

"Can I help you with something gentle men?"

"How much for these" Ethan didn't even look at the lady he just stuck his finger into the cage for the pug to sniff and lick.

"Oh we are actually having a sale!"

"Tell us about the sale?"

"Sense these two and these two" she pointed at the puppies "grew up together we don't want them separated, so we are offering if you adopt one you can have the other completely free and we will pay for the first vet visit."

"Sold!"

~whoosh whoosh whoosh~

"And chica was never lonely again.. the end!" Ethan finished the story.

"Oh boy.." Tyler pinched the bridge of his nose.

"Told you there was a sale!"