Crankiplier smuts/one shots/requests??

Mark gets his wisdom teeth out.

"Mark please stop crying.."

Ethan eyes the man in tears from the driver seat. Mark wearily holds the camera and is speaking in a gibberish even Ethan wasn't exactly good at deciphering. He let out a small laugh as Mark apologized for being a man baby, Ethan felt like he was going to explode from how adorable Mark was under laughing gas.

"I'm a winner.."

"What did you say mark?"

"I'm.. winning."

"That's wonderful, do you want me to take the camera?"

"Heavy.." he almost dropped the camera causing a reaction from Ethan just soon enough for him to re-grasp the camera. "Take care of.. us." Mark turns the camera to face himself "this.. is. Heavy.  I'm gonna put it in the bag."

"Great idea buddy."

"Thhhank."

"I'm gonna start driving now okay?"

"That's a good idea.. I like driving.."

Ethan started the car and drove down the road. Mark was babbling about how much he loved everyone and how he was so thankful for him to drive,

"No music!" Mark said suddenly, scaring Ethan slightly.

"Yes I know, with no music I remember."

"No music.. this is the time to talk and think about life.. can we get ice cream?" Mark pointed to a shaved ice stand.

"Not yet we need you to have feeling in your lips before you can eat. How about some water?"

Mark made some form of hissing noise and then fell asleep once again. Leaving Ethan to drive in confused silence.

~

Arriving home, he is greeted by Chica. What a beautiful big deal she is. She wags her tail and sits like a good girl until Mark is visible, then she goes crazy.

"Chica~ work with me lady," Ethan said as Mark stumbled to the couch. Laying down he rocked his head back and forth.

Curious, Ethan asks,

"Mark what are you going?"

"Weighing my head.. it's so.... swool.." he didn't finish his sentence.

"I need you to drink some water to keep those wounds wet just like the nurse said."

"I loved her."

"I'm sure Mark."

"What was her fucking name.."

Ethan burst into a giggling fit. Just about anything Mark would say sounds funny now. Sitting next to him he got some fluids down and then enjoyed some red popsicles.

(Sorry it's shorter than the others but I had another idea I wanted to do and I just wanted to get this one out. Anyway I'm doing well- not dead that's a plus. I hope you're doing well... excuse my absence. I'll try and be more consistent. :)