He growls like an animal as you shut him out of your room. "Come on, (Y/N)! Let's go make a lemon." He says banging on the door. "No! I don't want to make a lemon with you!" You say. "You know the readers want it to happen" he says.
"Well I don't want it to happen" you say. "I'll get you ice cream afterwards" he says. "I'm interested but you sound like a child rapist" you say.
"You basically are a child behind a screen reading lemons because you addicktive to them" he says.
(Praise to anyone who saw what I did)
"Wow, way to break the forth wall" you say. "The forth wall has been broken this whole time! Now come on and let's make a lemon!" He says.
"Can we still get ice cream afterwards?" "Yes" "how about cake?" "Uhh sure if author will let us."
You open the door, "alright let's go make some horny teenagers happy."
