Allen & Xiao

Couple Questions

Welcome boys and girls too the show where you see otps of all shapes and sizes, answering questions and being complete idiots!

1) who is the one who likes to cuddle?

Xiao: Al-

Allen: he'll put up a hissy fit if we don't cuddle even if he won't admit it its true

2) what do your parents think of you two dating?

Allen: I dunno, I never bothered asking.. Ollie and François seem fine with it but to be honest I wouldn't even care if they disapproved

Xiao: I don't really know either.. *Shouts at the Sky* WHAT DO YOU THINK ANCESTORS?! DO YOU APPROVE?! TELL ME!!

Kuro: the old man is shouting at the sky again

3) are you a super sappy couple?

Xiao: No

Allen: gross

*someone walks in*

Xiao: I LOVE YOU KITTEN!

Allen: aw, don't butter me up doll ;3

4) who knows the most obscure facts?

Xiao: did you know my dick is–

Allen: gonna stop ya right there pal. 

5) how do your personalities compliment each other?

Allen: have you not met us?

Xiao: were so idiotically alike and yet so different, so perfect

6) what songs do you sing together in the vehicle?

Both: IF YOU WANNA BE MY LOVER, YOU GOTTA GET WITH MY FRIENDS, MAKE IT LASTS FOREVER, FRIENDSHIP NEVER ENDS!!!

7) what other couples do you get along with?

Allen: we get along with anyone really

Xiao: yeah, though my siblings kinda hate me

Kuro: correction not kinda.. We DO hate you

Xiao: so mean!

8) who pulls the pranks?

Allen: we both do but Xiao does it more *walks in and feels a bucket of Ice cold water get thrown at him* XIAO!!

9) can you name each others favorite food?

Xiao: he likes those weird tofu burgers.. BLEH!

Allen: s..shut up! Tofu burgers are great! You eat anything with freaking four legs!

Xiao: uh.. Wrong! I wouldn't eat a table

Allen: *eye twitch*

10) pet names?

Allen: babe, doll, sexy

Xiao: kitten, sexy, my love, Tiánxīn, babe, dumpling, lotus, sweetheart, *three hours later* darli–

Allen: that's enough dude *laughs* we get it

Yao: hey I call my Alfred Tiánxīn, dumpling, and lotus.. How dare you steal my nicknames!

Xiao: not like its copyrighted loser

Yao: why you mother-

11) when you got together?

Xiao: believe or not but we actually started getting closer during the last opium war. Everyone was like "noooo don't let that foreign devil corrupt you" but we got close anyway.. Our destiny pulled us together and now look at us!