"Where the hell are you?! You were supposed to be here an hour ago! You better not have stood me up aru!!"
"Don't get your panties in a twist Xiao, have I ever stood you up before? No. I'm just well..."
"Well?! I'm waiting!"
"I kinda don't know where I am.." The American confessed, defeated. "What the hell do you mean you don't know where you are? Wait.. Are you lost?!"
"...yeah" suddenly, unable to control his fits of laughter.. Xiao lost it! "Aiyaaa I gave you directions stupid!!"
"I just took a wrong turn!! Your country is huge okay?!""Your god damn right its huge.. Now, where are you? What do you see around you? I'll pick you up" Xiao assured with a small chuckle. Allen explained his surroundings with an embarrassed feeling in his gut. "You call a wrong turn?! How the hell did you get so far?!"
"I Don't know?! Its not funny! Everyone gets lost sometimes! The directions you gave me must have been wrong!"
"Allen, you have a map with you right? what map are you looking at?"
"It says sich–.... Sichuan.."
"You dumb-ass we're in Shanghai! You brought the wrong map!" Xiao's laughter eventually started to piss the flustered American off. "Stop laughing its not funny! I'll find you by myself! I don't need you're stupid help!!"
"Aw, don't get petty~ Allen? ..Allen? Aw he hung up" hopping in his car.. Xiao was quick to find his lovely little idiot. Sure traffic was a bore but at least he found his stubborn lost kitten. "Hop in"
"No"
"I said hop in!'
"No!"
"Allen stop being stubborn and get in the damn car or else I'll break up with you" finally giving in.. Allen got in and stuck his tongue out childishly at the elder and attempted to give his lover the silent treatment but, something was bugging him.. Even more so then the whole being lost embarrassment.. "Would you really break up with me if I didn't get in the car?!" Allen asked, hesitant at first.. Worry in every ounce of his tone which, he didn't bother masking. "Nah, I just said it so you'd get in the car"
"You jerk!!" The Americans voice cracked as tears began to take form. How could Xiao say something like that to him so easily?! It hurt the American surprisingly Harder then expected.. A sharp pain in his chest he couldn't shake off. Xiao sighed, a bit thankful they were stuck in traffic. "Listen idiot, do you really think I'd leave you over such a trivial matter?! Geez.. You know I love you far too much for that" Wiping away the tears, Xiao started to attack the upset mans face with playful kisses. "I love you, I love you, I love you~"
"Xiao.. xiao! S..stop, watch the road!!"
"You know how traffic is here~ no saving you from my loving wrath now haha!!" After being Smothered by kisses and gropes of affection Allen eventually fell asleep with his head against the glass window. Xiao could only smile at the precious sight.. He was a bit shocked the American took the “breaking up” threat to heart so badly though. He took it so seriously... It made Xiao feel guilty for saying the stupid threat but it also made him feel happy, relieved even.. to know Allen was really serious about their relationship.
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Allen & Xiao
Fiksi Penggemar2p amechu one shots because I'm bored and I love Xiao and Allen oh so very much