Joke

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Alright, today I've had a couple of good laughs today. So, lucky you, it inspired this tag. Name the funniest joke you have ever heard.

Tom Brady dies and goes to heaven. St. Peter offers to show him around heaven. Brady agrees, and they start on Football Ln.

"This here, will be your house," St. Peter says to Brady. It is a cute little bungalow, with Patriot flags in nearly every window. Brady nods, and they moved down further.

"Here is Dak Prescott." And, as expected, Dallas flags were in every window. This house was just a tad bigger than Brady's, being a two story. 

"And, finally, Matt Ryan." This house was bigger than the other two, having a side garage and three stories. The Falcon's flag was flying high over the house.

Brady, tired and ready to retire to his house, notices green emanating from somewhere, so he goes to check it out.

There, at the end of Football Ln. stands a great mansion, of possibly ten stories. Decorated in everything Packer. Brady gawked, his mouth just hanging. Green and yellow lights. Green and yellow flags. Green and yellow everything.

"Why does Brett Farve get the biggest house?" Brady complains. St. Peter chuckles.

"That ain't Farve's house. That's God's."

I tag...
TheHTTYDexpert
NachtWut
dragon_racers_
Beth_Haddock

-Destined to
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