4:39am
Eomma: Are you guys awake?!
Monie: Yeah, what was that sound?
Mochi: oh... It wasn't you Namjoon hyung?
Monie: why would it be me?
Mochi: i dunno. You always drop things or break them so..
Eomma: There it is AGAIN! What's happening?!
Musclepig: what the freak was that noise?
Mochi: you heard it too?
Givemesprite: someone might be breaking in!! nwwjsbwiwnd
Eomma: guys, just calm down.
Mochi: can someone go check
Grandpa: istg im trying to SLEEP! Who tf is making that noise?!
Grandpa: oh wait.... It isn't you guys.
Givemesprite: Survey says: YOU ARE CORRECT. Congratulations on having common sense
Eomma: Nows not a time to be sarcastic Hobi...
Mochi: Jungkook, go check what's making that noise...
Musclepig: why me?
Eomma: Just go!
Musclepig: Heck no!
Musclepig: Jin hyung should do it. He's the oldest!
Eomma: EVERYBODY SAY NOOOO~ I think the fuck not.
Grandpa: seriously, someone needs to go check! HoSeok is next to me and is FREAKING OUT. He wont stop crying.
Eomma: okay then. You go.
Grandpa: no. You should just go.
Mochi: okay, so either Namjoon or Jin goes.
Eomma: IM NOT GOING!!
Maknae: wait... Where's tae?
Eomma: maybe sleeping?
Givemesprite: WHAT THE HECK WAS THAT?!
Mochi: WHO SCREAMED LIKE THAT?!
Musclepig: wtf? I think it was taes voice.
Monie: okay guys no worries.
Eomma: who was it?
Monie: i went to go check and it was tae making the noise.
Givemesprite: what the fuck was he doing?
Musclepig: why did he scream?
Monie: i don't even know dude. He was naked in the kitchen, dancing and eating pancakes. Then screamed when he saw me.
Mochi: wtf?
Grandpa: ITS FIVE IN THE MORNING FFS
Gucci: sorry..not sorry #letmelive
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Double update im on a role. This is by far the funniest chapter to me lmao XD hope you enjoyed!
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