The Voice Mail

Chapter Six - Rule Number one,no Phone calls

Ehem.

This is very awkward.

And very irritating

Reason one: I was treated like a kid

Reason two: I am a kid

Reason three: Being a kid doesn’t mean you don’t know anything

And that doesn’t mean at all that you can’t do ANYTHING.

Why , adults these days.They all expect us like dolls that moves with only stuff and cotton on the head. Sooner or later,DOLLS WILL TURN INTO A ROBOT FILLED WITH KNOWLEDGE

AND WE WILL SMASH YOU, SMASH YOUR WALLS , SMASH YOUR HOUSES

And I’m in a middle of a bar filled with people that are fighting and drinking their own lives out.

People who drink are not drinking with beer, but with their life.And sometimes, drinks affect you greatly.And you’re putting a bet on it.I can’t argue either , I’ve known that people who drink are often depressed and troubled are often the ones who are drinking a lot,not just lots,barrels.

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Pewdiepie: BARRELLS!!! BARELLLSSS!!!! *^* -gets gun and shoots at the barrels-

Uh oh,Pewdiepie alert

Abort ABORT!!

*gets teddy bear to hide with*

Octavian: DIEEEE YOU TEDDY BEAAAR!!! –slashes teddy to pieces while laughing deviously-

Me: Oh Gods,You GUYS SHOULD CALM DOWN!!!! O-O –stares at the barrels and torn teddy bear with angst and shame

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“Hey kid, lil nuts aren’t supposed to be here!!” A drunk man said,looking at me while chuckling.

“I only need answers. Not a drink” I rolled my eyes and smirked “Is that so?” The man smiled,patting my head “Yo one unique peanut.So yo doin?”

“I’m doing great,can I please answer some of my teeny short questions”

“Su thing…” he replied with droopy and drunk eyes. “What it is then?”

“What is this place called?”

“Kallisti man,kallisti.” His breath puking out beer,it was awful.

“Oh,why can’t I call?”

“Call? What’s that?”

“Glob,you guys really need to go with the hype.” I sarcastically said

“We do have voicemails though…” he said,lowering his head and drinking some more

“Excuse me” I took his beer and placed it on the table “HEY KID.GIVE IT BACK” His wobbly hands reaching for the beer “Make me.” I told him with a grin

“AW SICK” My butt hurts,like seriously,he kicked me out and grabbed  the beer out of my hand with force

“That man is one sick dude! He needs to chill his senses for a while” I rolled my eyes

“I got what I needed.Kallisti and Voicemails.I can’t call here,strange.”

“But…” I lifted the phone,and spoke in a cool manner

“Voicemails it is then..” a beaming smile curved at my face

“Hello? It’s your sis speaking,someone sent me here and I smell challenge.Can’t cry over spilt milk.However it’s your entire fault for the reason why I’m here and I have to find you,our parents are worried sick.We need to get back” The voice mail was recorded,and I pressed the send button

I had the doubts that this won’t end easy as I expected,from the tone of this place.

I sense the smell of danger

Status Update in Facebook: Lolz Just Kidding!!! X3

Comments:

Rosette: Whut kidding :3

Andre:Ello Gurls!! XD

Rosette: Hi andre!!

Nathalia: -.- Please don’t add Gurls in the end,you’re making it sound like your one of the gurls too

Andre: Lol ;-;

Momo: Awweee dun bully him >3>

Nathalia :I'm just doing what Annabeth would

Rosette :PERCABETH XD

Andre: Oh gee Rosette CX

Authors Note: Yep,I love pwediepie,Yep I love octavian.And Yep I know its random DX But I just added it there,who knows? Maybe someone really hates a barrel :/ And I hope I didn't literally said that all Adults are like that,some are.If you know you aren't ,Don't be so angry and huffy puffy there like a bad wolf,I'll cook you in a pot and watch your butt burn and run away at the cottage with a howl *from Red Riding hood :3 

And yes,the Big Bad wolf actually got its butt on serious biz.

Poor wolf :P