[Message read] - a Shane Dawson fanfic

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[New Message: S]
S: this class sucks
Lauren: tell me about it.
S: So how come yesterday you freaked out over Shane
Lauren: I don't even know you, why should I tell you?
S: I'm not going to tell anyone
Lauren: mmm fine. Don't you dare tell anyone if you do I will-
S: I won't!
Lauren: I have a crush on him
S: aw a crush. How sweet
Lauren: oh yeah thanks 🙄
S: how come you don't talk to him?
Lauren: dude, he has a boyfriend. And he is gay
S: actually he's bi.
Lauren: what? How do you know?
S: he told me
Lauren: oh shit. Your friends with him. Are you gonna tell I'm?
S: I promised I wouldn't
Lauren: oh fuck I don't trust you
S: ouch, that hurt
Lauren: how come you trust me
S: because your cute
Lauren: that's not a valid reason
S: it's valid enough for me.
Lauren: ah fine.
Lauren: your either Ryland, Lisa, Joey, Tana, Rachel or Shane.
S: what?
Lauren: they are all on their phones right now. And your in my class so...
S: that's still 6 people
Lauren: wrong.  Ryland is gay... and hates me
So that's only 5
S: Ryland hates you?
Lauren: yeah
S: why?
Lauren: we used to be best friends, but then he found out I liked Shane while he liked him too... then they got together and he has despised me ever since
S: seriously? Wow
Lauren: yeah...
Lauren: oh sorry gotta go to my next class
S: you deserve Shane more than Ryland
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OK! 3 important things I have to say!
1) don't hate my Shyland supporters! I love Shyland too, I'm not trying to break them up but I just wanted to do something different
2)  Rachel is not a YouTuber
3) I know Tana is in there, she is fucking amazing. Just pretend we are all in college ok? Ok.

Ty for reading x💛