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- now to make the yolover novel even more confusing and equally tragic, we flash back to a time before, the internet, a time before wattpad, a time before electricity, a time before dinosaurs. Yes you guessed it, the birth of yolover the little worm that never stops appearing-

Mummy cyj- ugh this little bastard won't come out my fucking v hole. Doctor I think I need more lubricating substances.

Doctor jyp moon- madam I don't think that's how birthing works, I told u to do those vagina stretches 12 times a day and send the video evidence (because videos exist now) to me for "scientific research". 🌚

Old mcjugger nuggets inhyeong - sir I think we are going to have to resort to plan b *shudders

Doctor jyp moon- you don't say

Old mcjugger nuggets - oh yes I do sonny. Get the crowbar ready we are gonna pull the little wanker out her buttocks.

Mummy cyj- oh my crud what in tarnations my gluteus maximus is for uncle yoongi only Baka.

-insert 18 rated crowbar penetration here-

Death~ end scene