THE ONLY WAY IS THE GAY WAY

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meanwhile at the children labour house oops I meant the workhouse, smol babies are nearly dying in machines whilst Mrs mark drinks tea in their office.

Mrs mark: 'orrible kids fuckin disgust me they is only good as my source of income *snorts*

Knock kncokkock

Mrs mark: for the last fickin time taeyong stop asking about jisungs food life!!! *shouts*

Mr bumson: *entering* sup bish

Mrs mark: *has an instant mood change* oh hiiiiiiii how are my sources of incom- my beautiful babies doing

Mr bumson: lalisa and jisoo fell into the milk buckets outside the general jyps office, and nayeon and tzuyu got their hair caught in a spinner so their hair is in the dress we made for the queeueeueen.

Mrs. Mark: oh splendid *bends over to put legs (from deceased workers) into the fire * lovely weather we're having

Mr Bumson: hmu smexy lady *slaps mrs marks butt and does the gee dance*

Mrs mark: nyeac nyeac mr bumson hehhejejejeheh

*squeso (squeezed queso) enters*

Squeso: the old bag is dying!!! Oh are you having a ring ding dong moment? Imma join

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