How the signs got expelled from school

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Aries: breaking someone's nose

Taurus: ordered dozens of pizza on the principals credit card

Gemini: changed their grades on the teachers computer

Cancer: called the teacher a stupid count

Leo: got caught watching hentai during class

Virgo: hacked the school wife and disabled firewalls

Libra: snuck vodka into a water bottle and threw up in class

Scorpio: stalking a cute teacher outside of school

Sagitarrius: brought their cat to school and it scratched someone

Capricorn: had a nervous break down and punched a hole in the wall

Aquarius: threatened someone with a pair of scissors

Pisces: pulled a fire alarm to get out of taking a test they didn't study for

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