When they stub their toe

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Aries: GOS FUCKING DAMN IT *breaks down door*

Taurus: SHIT MAN

Gemini: FIGHT ME YOU STUPID DOOR

Cancer: FUCK *sobs* YOU *sobbing intensifies*

Leo: Screams while laying face down in the bed

Virgo: THIS WOULD NOT HAVE HAPPENED IF I HAD BEEN WEARING SHOES

Libra: Goodbye cruel world

Scorpio: *rips door off the hinges* NO MORE

Sagitarrius: *hits the door* STOP

Capricorn: *bites their fist* No I'm fine I swear it's totally not broken

Aquarius: THAT DOOR WASN'T THERE BEFORE

Pisces: BUT WHY ME

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