101 Ways to fail at a Exam.

101 ways to fail a exam:

Note: these things are actually retarded

1.       Declare your love for a random invigilator

2.       Update your twitter account

3.       Make a fort out of pencils

4.       Sellotape your exam paper to your face

5.       Lick your desk and say “Why does this taste like dead tree?”

6.       Answer your test in another language

7.       Give the person in front of you a haircut

8.       Make origami hats out of your exam

9.       Write backwards

10.   Start yelling at a ruler “Stop making me cheat!”

11.   Change the questions into innuendos

12.   Ask people sitting around you “Do you see that unicorn too?”

13.   Hum the Nyan cat theme

14.   Take out a monopoly board and accuse people near you of stealing the ‘racing car’

15.   Unassembled your desk

16.   Set up a bear trap near your desk so invigilators don’t look at your exam paper

17.   Grab the arm of a invigilators and ask “Where’s my mummy?”

18.   Start playing 52 card pick up

19.   Cook a chicken

20.   Use a ouija board to get your answers

21.   Draw kittens in the answer box

22.   Encode your work and eat the decryption sheet

23.   Throw skittles at people yelling “Taste the rainbow!”

24.   Tie a rope around a person and when they break free sing “You didn’t have to cut me off”

25.   Discuss the answers with your imaginary friend

26.   Put “Omelette du fromage” for every answer in a French exam

27.   Make a hammer out of a pencil and rubber and yell “I am mighty Thor!”

28.   Set up a picnic

29.   Stare at a invigilators all the exam

30.   Sit in the wrong seat then when they ask you to move take the seat with you

31.   Read the questions out loud

32.   Wear a blindfold as insist its part of your religion

33.   Bring a 35 litre bottle of water with you and try and drink it in one go

34.   Yell “my planet needs me” then jump off your desk

35.   Tie your shoes to the desk in front of you then try to walk away

36.   Pass notes with pictures of your elbow on

37.   Smash your calculator yelling “Not today Skynet!”

38.   Come dresses as Darth Vader

39.   Take a grandfather clock to your desk

40.   Use a fortune finder to write your name

41.   When the exam is about to finish sing the countdown theme

42.   Write you answers on the back of the person in front of you